thunderhorse.bsky.social
Lover, artist-reader, and avid dog.
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Who would you rather run into while hiking alone in the woods, a cop or a man?
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Always reassuring when your Health Secretary is the Goofus in a scenario about brain-eating infections.
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Some day she will have to answer to St. Peter for the number of bathroom-sign pictures she has on her phone and when her response isn’t “It was for a running gag on my blog with single-digit readership” she’s getting flushed straight to hell.
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As stupid and baldly offensive as this is, I can only hope it results in a True Believer trying to storm the Sistine Chapel screaming about voting machines and getting slaughtered with a halberd as a result.
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Richard Scarry pitching Busytown
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It helps that he tends to repeat himself, especially in the locker room scenes, which adds to the musicality of it.
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This many likes and you’re now legally obligated to also beat the driver with the body panel that’s inevitably going to fall off.
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It’s even better when you see the photos of him firing from the prone position and find out he’s also wearing blue jeans, like he thought it was a firing range via Zoom and not in person.
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I question the wisdom of saying anything about “sending seeds” when talking about a guy who got clowned on all summer for fucking a couch, but I guess I wasn’t elected VP so what do I know?
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One day my oldest proudly informed me he mixed his own strawberry milk. He mixed an almost-full gallon, still in the jug. I was impressed by how little syrup he squirted all over the counter though.
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Why do they look like they’ve swapped their normal postures? Did they get Face/Off’ed at some point?
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Dude looks like Bosch, but he got stuck on a gas station roller grill for an extended period of time.
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My Cybertank makes a farting sound with every shell the Full Self-Targeting System fires at a stray dog it has identified as enemy armor. I radio battalion “Le epic win” as guerrilla rebels camouflaged in cardboard boxes evade detection and disable our vehicle by setting up traffic cones. “Lulz.”
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“Elon, we’re losin em! Quick, hit em with the ol’ razzle dazzle!”
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Football requiring all 11 players on the field to be active at the same time means you can’t hide the occasional Willians Astudillo like you can in baseball. But it would be a lot more entertaining if they tried.
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She says she put over 35,000 miles on her Model 3 in the 3 years she leased it. That’s like textbook mileage for average vehicle use! To hell with the Musk association, I’m pissed that she thinks she’s out here Cannonball Running for a living when she’s averaging around 50 miles a day.
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According to these hypotheticals, the ideal A.I. user is the guy from the infomercials that can’t answer a phone without spilling a giant bowl of cheese puffs all over himself in his BarcaLounger.
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Dan Snyder would blindly finance the construction of a guillotine if you told him it’s a project to solve PR issues for billionaires.
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You just say “Stingo.”
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If/when the Vikings win tonight is it a good thing for them that their path to the Super Bowl potentially means a 3rd game each against two division rivals?
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Exactly the kind of emotional violence we should expect from an asymmetric such as yourself. Online activity has not caused my brain to curdle like vinegar in milk.
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He looks like his mom is about to make him sing Willie Nelson songs into the PA system at Wal-Mart in an attempt to go viral.
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That’s how you know it’s a society far removed from our own reality, the detectives didn’t mark it as a cold case as soon as they had to hump up one flight.
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Are the Chiefs frauds for winning too many 1-score games just like the 2022 Vikings?
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This was the only picture used to train AI what “eating a sandwich” looks like.
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The award isn’t sponsored either, it’s named after Pennsylvania Gatorade, a high school junior from Lancaster that died in a Port-A-Potty hazing accident.
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I’m just glad he got to take a vacation from his official obligation to piledrive gang members as mayor of Metro City. Hopefully he gets to sample some of the local oil drum chicken while he’s there.
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My 5 year old will spend 20 minutes forcing himself into a shirt that makes him look like a squeezed stress ball, but insists it’s too painful to wear jeans that fit because he stepped on the seam of the cuff one time.
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Aglets off the shoelaces. Hoodie drawstrings. Magnets or latches that keep cabinet doors closed. The chain that connects the flush handle to the flapper in the toilet. Ceiling fan pull chains. The thing that shuts the screen door. Just one house number.
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Like, let the oddballs do their oddball shit with it and figure out what it’s good at before monetizing it. But instead we got another version of NFTs, which were going to change the world before they ended up leaking runny shit down both pant legs.
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I think AI also sucks because it burst onto the scene with all the usual suspects trying to make money with it almost immediately, even if it made no sense. If it had some time to exist and find its niche organically it wouldn’t feel quite so oppressive.
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For some reason in my mind they would all look like Twinkie the Kid, and now I’m wondering if I drank a bottle of cough syrup this morning without realizing it.
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“Ranchup” would have been a much less offensive name than “kranch,” and allowed a more equitable division of letters. Just a total whiff.
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Any account asking for a larger character cap isn’t reading anything that gets posted, they’re just building their brand.
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The DNC is letting the Republicans gaslight them into believing the bullshit they’ve been saying about Democrats and it illustrates perfectly how gutless the DNC is at this point.
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Andre the Giant hasn’t had to evolve in over 300 million years because he has already attained the status of Hulk Hogan’s most fearsome predator.
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Middle Aged Dad Jam Band supply the only Billy Joel covers you need.
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The only way anyone “inherits” the movement is if he anoints a successor before he dies, which isn’t happening because 1. Everyone else has to be subservient to him at all times, and 2. If he’s on his deathbed, he doesn’t give a damn what happens after he shits it.
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That’s STAFF SERGEANT Spaepy Kemps, he’s like Chesty Puller to the legions of AI-generated cartoon halfman soldiers. “Good night, Spaepy, wherever you are (pulling a heater next to my twin bed that I share with my wife and infant child)!”
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Ha, thanks! Between the ballots and the campaign mail, it’s going to be a nightmare.
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I’m reluctant to share anything too identifiable online, I don’t want any True Patriots storming my workplace because they think it’s up to them to prevent the election from being rigged.
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No, we’re a commercial printer with a lot of unique direct mail expertise and qualifications, which I’m sure is what got our foot in the door, but we only started running VBM in 2020 and not even close to the reach that Runbeck has.
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The company I work for started producing Vote By Mail ballots (they don’t like the term “mail-in ballots”) in 2020 when it took off due to the pandemic, and the number of hoops we had to jump through was unreal. Like, we had to ensure the folds were accurate down to a hair’s width, to name just one.
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I love how, even in the AI images they cook up to try and make him look “relatable,” he still has Snooki-levels of bronzer on his stupid face.
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My kids school has 2 lanes for drop-off/pick-up, and this morning on the 2nd day of school some fucking dolt got impatient and decided to make his own 3rd lane between them, cocking up the whole process when he could have just waited 30 seconds and not made the whole morning worse for everyone.
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The problem is, that 8.5% of the population that was born outside the US is having children that are also not from the US. And the insidious part is that they’re giving birth to foreign-born children INSIDE the USA!
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Joke’s on you guys, the food’s for him because 1. The campaign isn’t paying for his meals, 2. He would never willingly feed another human being, and 3. He knows it’s what he deserves.
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Also, the couch jokes are about Vance masturbating in a weird way, which a lot of people have done and/or still do. Republicans imply their opponents encourage, if not participate in, pedophilia by supporting trans rights. It’s still happening with “Tampon Tim,” and no one seems concerned with that.