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“I wanna be the one to bomb Iran” FUCK YOU

submitted 8 minutes ago • 1 comment

he’s been impeached twice you stupid motherfuckers who cares?!!!??

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

everything old is new again

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

inshallah at least this will be what gets rid of all the f35s

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

point in the trip where i think i’ll die if i don’t see my cats

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

when I see my friends I say “what up motherfuckers” but when I see my coworkers I say “good morning how are you”, I am being oppressed.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I took a meeting from the dock and got very sunburned today, I love being lake trash.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

who we got out there that speaks arabic? i have a very quick language question.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

lol there is a Professor of Conservative Political Thought job posted at this very moment on the UW job site

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

tempting the universe with my vulnerability was a big mistake!! huuuuge mistake!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Soooooo what is going on with this huge multi-site ongoing hazmat situation in Madison bc I have been hearing some wild shit…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Begging the universe for one thing to go right, just one single thing, I’m not greedy, one will do, but for the love of fuck gimme one.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

So it seems that the new hotness in this nightmare hell world is fake job listings which are just an attempt to get people to upload their resumes to sketchy AI companies to harvest.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

simpsons fan at the NYT today

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Singing “my sweet Orange” to Gizmo to the tune of “My Sweet Lord” by George Harrison has this house on a stranglehold lately.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I am developing a social theory as to why people are such weird freaks about meteorologists and weather forecasting and it’s basically that they are cripplingly terrified of storms but can’t admit it to themselves.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

mike dippel (who did not have both oars in the water) jerry hoffensperger (a real asshole) honorable mention to him bringing up Les McBurney, the former fire chief.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

These angels would have been 20 years old today. My first fuzzies, the best gals I’ve ever known.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is what we call a portent.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

be fucking for real lmao

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

how dare you call me mentally unstable on this, the 5th anniversary of my cat’s quinceañera.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this website simply does not have the juice for wwiii

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

He’s reading and drinking water so that should clear things up.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t worked on WordPress in years, it only took 5 minutes to be back at it and cursing the cruel gods who gave us such a monstrosity like an old pro.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

almost half done, time for a quality assurance check.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My mom gets transportation from various people contracted by Medicaid and who are deemed appropriate and capable for this kind of service by, from what I can tell, the single virtue of owning a van and THAT my friends is where all the Medicaid fraud is happening.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

found out my friend was going in to labor immediately before learning that Brian Wilson died, welcome back brother.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The cats are now terrified of the jets bc they’ve been flying so close lately so that’s fun.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I have to yell at people tomorrow and I hate yelling at people why can’t everyone just be fucking cool

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 12 days ago • 47 comments

a hard boiled cut in half with a dab of kewpie mayo, a drizzle of olive oil, some chives, and a sprinkle of maldon has me in such a stranglehold right now.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

huh, the great american war of nazification sponsored by palantir and sabra hummus started earlier than I would have guessed.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments