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I think something died in our house while we were gone šŸ˜¬šŸ™ƒ

We’re all living his lifestyle today

This weekend we were with people who are related through marriage to a B list celebrity (not gonna name names but like, he’s famous enough he was on the Masked Singer) and the stories they have about this dude, I promise you do not hate rich people enough. Guillotines, we need em.

I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.

at least toby keith is dead this time

just one more war bro, just one more, lemme kill just a few million more brown people, this time it’ll be different, c’mon bro, c’mon

Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

We are about to see the most nauseating case of bipartisanship you could ever imagine. It's going to be so much dumber than 20 years ago.

ā€œI wanna be the one to bomb Iranā€ FUCK YOU

he’s been impeached twice you stupid motherfuckers who cares?!!!??

everything old is new again

inshallah at least this will be what gets rid of all the f35s

point in the trip where i think i’ll die if i don’t see my cats

when I see my friends I say ā€œwhat up motherfuckersā€ but when I see my coworkers I say ā€œgood morning how are youā€, I am being oppressed.

I took a meeting from the dock and got very sunburned today, I love being lake trash.

who we got out there that speaks arabic? i have a very quick language question.

lol there is a Professor of Conservative Political Thought job posted at this very moment on the UW job site

tempting the universe with my vulnerability was a big mistake!! huuuuge mistake!!!!!

Soooooo what is going on with this huge multi-site ongoing hazmat situation in Madison bc I have been hearing some wild shit…

Begging the universe for one thing to go right, just one single thing, I’m not greedy, one will do, but for the love of fuck gimme one.

So it seems that the new hotness in this nightmare hell world is fake job listings which are just an attempt to get people to upload their resumes to sketchy AI companies to harvest.

simpsons fan at the NYT today

Singing ā€œmy sweet Orangeā€ to Gizmo to the tune of ā€œMy Sweet Lordā€ by George Harrison has this house on a stranglehold lately.

I am developing a social theory as to why people are such weird freaks about meteorologists and weather forecasting and it’s basically that they are cripplingly terrified of storms but can’t admit it to themselves.

mike dippel (who did not have both oars in the water) jerry hoffensperger (a real asshole) honorable mention to him bringing up Les McBurney, the former fire chief.

These angels would have been 20 years old today. My first fuzzies, the best gals I’ve ever known.

This is what we call a portent.

be fucking for real lmao

how dare you call me mentally unstable on this, the 5th anniversary of my cat’s quinceaƱera.

this website simply does not have the juice for wwiii

He’s reading and drinking water so that should clear things up.

Haven’t worked on WordPress in years, it only took 5 minutes to be back at it and cursing the cruel gods who gave us such a monstrosity like an old pro.