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Gunna try so hard to only rant about the Yankees on here. The rest can be shouted into the void.
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Well my heart is beating about a billion beats per minute. So chill.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Four Seasons was fantastic as all things with Colman Domingo are.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I told y’all he was a Dude.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Holy fuck, I walked into a meeting during warmup and I walked out to a beat down.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The league isn't ready for bearded Carlos Rodón.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Well, that was fucking stressful.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing a baseball hit like this just makes me excited for Giancarlo to return. Obliterated baseballs are fun.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Tigers are gunna be a problem with this dude going every fifth day.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

How long before the “would the Yankees take back Soto if the Mets pay down the contract?” articles because this turmoil is delicious. Instead of enjoying their generational superstar that will absolutely hit, they’re worried he is disengaged and misses being a Yankee. Mets just be Mets-ing.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

When the Yankees trade for a 3B and a SP, it’s gunna get real cool up in here.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I love the New York Yankees.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Gold Blooded is fucking genius and I’m shocked the Yankees were the ones to say it.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta wonder if D-Rob’s landing spot just opened up.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Never had a fucking doubt.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Good shit, Carlos.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Would be a bitching time for Peraza to do something.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This team ends the inning with no runs last year. Good shit, boys.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

These new Yankees outfielders are so good. I don’t even remember who we had last year.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

How can you even say that’s DJ LeMahieu without the high socks?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oswaldo has been my dude for years. I thought him and Hoy-Jun Park were gunna be the Ben Zobrists of the next championship team. Hoping it’s not as bad as it looked.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Heartbreaking is an understatement.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This Devers situation has me elbow deep in the popcorn. What the fuck are the Red Sox doing with this guy?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Finally watched #HeartEyes and @joshruben.bsky.social deserves a go at Scream, just saying.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Wandy giving the Yankees the Nester treatment. I like it.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Flanagan’s Clayface was the only thing I’ve been optimistic about at DC film-wise in ages and they’re rewriting it? Fuck that noise. You don’t “rewrite” for Mike Flanagan.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that David Robertson still hasn’t been signed by the New York Yankees is fucking wild with this shit going on.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Time for Dominguez to just hit left handed against left handers like Oswaldo did and see what happens. He’s just not a right handed hitter, and that’s ok.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Yankees probably should’ve gotten a third baseman.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I vowed no politics on this account, but boy am I looking at the prices of houses in Australia right now. Spiders be damned.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Florence Pugh and Lewis Pullman need to be in more things. #Thunderbolts*

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Killing off Love Quinn remains unequivocally unforgivable. What we could have had.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Bummed to lose YoGo, but ya can’t keep them all. Hopefully he lights it up in LA.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve done about 300 faces for our MLB the Show roster and honestly, I don’t even know if I’ll wanna play the game after all these hours.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Jets better be taking Sanders tomorrow. He might be a diva and never live up to the hype, but how’s that different than the past decade or two? At least it’ll be entertaining instead of just sad.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Peak annoying right now, but Devin Williams is too good to be this bad all season.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Need the Yankees to claim Triston McKenzie and get him with Matt Blake so fucking fast.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing all the Red Sox Nation tweets about Max Fried’s near no-hitter and I just gotta say… we never think about you guys, but it’s nice to know we live rent free in your heads.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I like that Cody Bellinger dude.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

The Devil of Hell's Kitchen is back. Bravo on this first season. Jon Bernthal straight up is Frank Castle.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Inject Juan Soto missing being a Yankee into my veins. It sucks to suck, enjoy “the vibes”, lol.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments