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cutting into every object around me but getting pranked each time; it’s all lab-grown meat

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The Imperial observation monitors in "Andor" feature the same on-screen graphics and markings as the prison monitors in George Lucas’s "THX 1138" (just with the text translated into Aurebesh).

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a fantastic instrumental trio.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Immediately after finishing Andor, I watched Rogue One and then the original Star Wars (1977). That’s the best possible Star Wars saga.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

WHALING on the salad spinner. It’s never seen anything like this

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Actually this is a common misconception, master pizza makers traditionally wear trucker hats and Motörhead t-shirts. The chef’s toque and mustache is the official uniform of the workers at the cardboard pizza box factory.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

conspiracy webs are in themselves a conspiracy in that they are a way for Big Yarn to push red string on the open market

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t know how much of my old audience found me on here. But. If I were to focus on a new big project, which would you like to see/hear? -a murder mystery space opera -psychedelic noir novel -a rock album

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

check out this lil free library

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

<— repeatedly outsmarted by critters

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Retro video games hit different because we remember them in a pre-internet context. The promise of the virtual world was most fulfilled in the time before all the maps were drawn, when every disc or cartridge contained mystery and the sparkling allure of Exporation.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

stay calm, everyone. capital will fix this.

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

life has probably given me a thousand side quests that I’ve forgotten about. I need a irl pause menu that displays them for me. I could go to it when I’m bored.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

naming my apartment “the Stately Pleasure Dome.”

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Joy is a lot like water. It can show up spontaneously, like rain, but the rest of the time? For that, you need Infrastructure

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

it’s time for a new future

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

ladies love a man who is actually a tulpa created by a murderous cult

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Had a dream about a knockoff Beetlejuice named Big Unethical Sweater (BUS). He’s just an oversized striped sweater who you can’t trust.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Has anyone seen my chains, I lost them

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

David Byrne timidly exits a waterlogged suit and scuttles across the sizzling sand. Until he locates an improbably larger suit, he will be left vulnerable to seagulls and other hungry predators. At last, salvation: He finds an abandoned gray suit in a tide pool and crawls into his spacious new home.

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments