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Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats. I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer. Evansville Super Fan
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The problem with Caitlin-Angel discourse is it involves too many people who don't know about sports and do not want to know more about sports.

I always heard it as "cease and assist."

If you're an adult who heckles kids at youth sports games just go ahead and off themselves. Your kids will be better off with a new step-dad.

I turned the volume up so I could hear the and it woke my wife up. Thankfully she went back to sleep because I don't know how I'd explain what I was watching and why I needed to turn the volume up.

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

At night I think of you. I want to be your lady, maybe. If your game is on give me a call, boo. If your lovin' strong, gonna give my all to you. At night I think of you. I want to be your lady, maybe If your game is on give me a cal.l, boo. If your love is strong gonna give my all to you.

Fellow University of Evansville Purple Ace Ron Glass.

I'll vote for whoever promises to make it easier to order the correct size of sports socks for kids. #socks

A heavy blow to five-year-olds who claim that tying their laces is too difficult.

In undergrad, one of the fellow students that I worked with was from South Africa. She was complaining about squatters being able to claim a part of their land if the squatters lived there for 30 days unnoticed.

everyone who never stopped calling it HBO Max:

I think we sometimes focus too much on policies regarding elections. We elect people we like. People like Trump but when Desantis and Vance can say Trumpian shit, people hate them. Nobody was thrilled about Harris. Hillary is not likable. Bill was cool, W was folksy, Obama was young and hip.

When you've been a poor sleeper your entire life, people love to give you suggestions. They don't like it when it makes your brain break and you snap at them. Maybe everyone thinks circadian rhythms are made-up pseudoscience, so therefore it's ok to tell someone what to do with their body?

Monday phone calls with clients are the worst. Love you get yelled at by my clients because of the decisions insurance companies make.

I worked for an international company and our training explicitly said the opposite of what this guy is saying. It said multiple times that nothing had to be attached. You had to click buttons saying you understood that concept.

Just watched Flow with the family and all four of us cried. What a great movie. youtu.be/ZgZccxuj2RY?...

My friend just dropped off 30 lbs of pork shoulder. To quote my college roommate, let's smoke some shit!

If we win back our government and our elected leaders do the right thing and prosecute leadership for human rights violations, these weak fucks are all going to roll on each other so GD fast.

Holy shit.

Watch this scene and then read this skeet in Joseph Kosala's voice to fully understand. youtu.be/fKKnHtWnAro?...

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

The problem with responding to Dem losses in 2024 by "meeting voters where they are" is that most pivotal group of voters in 2024 have absolutely no idea where they are

Once Upon A Time Not in Hollywood

Gang Star Wars

The Mexican

Important thread.