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submitted 137 days ago • 199 comments

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

submitted 139 days ago • 606 comments

You can get sent to jail for stealing toilet paper but if you hire a dozen children to work overnight shifts at your slaughter house your company pays a fine

submitted 203 days ago • 932 comments

JOSEPH: got any rooms INNKEEPER: no JOSEPH: i want to see your manager INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

submitted 203 days ago • 96 comments

god: thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife joseph: god: starrrrrting now

submitted 203 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 203 days ago • 485 comments

I’ll support a chair for DNC who’s willing to stop playing chess in a boxing match

submitted 203 days ago • 831 comments

Bear in mind this is a DIFFERENT STORY and not even the one about his mom calling him a POS. Megyn Kelly is telling women that being sexually assaulted and gaslit and cheated on by your husband is no different than him sending thank you cards late

submitted 206 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 206 days ago • 288 comments

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

submitted 206 days ago • 298 comments

Happy Thanksgiving

submitted 209 days ago • 367 comments

It’s important to pace yourselves tomorrow. I made this handy guide to help👇

submitted 209 days ago • 289 comments

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

submitted 209 days ago • 1272 comments

Well it seems like most people don’t understand how Tariffs work and who pays the price for it. Thank you Into Action for this simple explanation. #Tariffs #TrumpRecession

submitted 209 days ago • 36 comments

Best breakdown I've seen of how to address trans rights issues and still win elections. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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submitted 210 days ago • 5 comments

😵‍💫 take me to my doom

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone, any entity, anywhere in the world can just pay him any amount (for anything he promises in return), and there's no disclosure of the payments, no oversight of any of it by anyone, and of course no potential bribery prosecution (of him) because... immune. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/24/u...

submitted 211 days ago • 2155 comments

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Reading about Conor McGregor getting pulled out of the Hitman game because he was found liable for rape in Ireland.... ... But my ADHD brain primarily wants to know "why is this Irish microphone so shaggy? Are they all like that in Ireland?"

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years.

submitted 212 days ago • 1285 comments

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From @theathletic.bsky.social: No Philadelphian has ever seen a running back like Saquon Barkley. No teammate can even summon the words to describe the player whose seven 100-yard games spurred on a winning streak that defies human limits, our columnist writes. nyti.ms/3Z3SNCv

submitted 211 days ago • 93 comments

TODAY’S EPISODE OF: WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU Guy’s dazed & confused when he realizes China doesn’t pay the tariffs—he does. Like Trump’s tax cut for big corporations. Why would they use that extra money to hire more people when current employees are already doing the work? They just pocket the cash.

submitted 212 days ago • 227 comments

😆😆😆 Who did this one?

submitted 212 days ago • 695 comments

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

submitted 212 days ago • 387 comments

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

submitted 212 days ago • 589 comments

Voter: I'm tired of being kicked in the nuts Pollster: Are you in favor of or do you oppose nut kicking Voter: in Favor of Pollster: um ok Do you think it will hurt Voter: oh yeah

submitted 212 days ago • 49 comments

When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless. But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.

submitted 212 days ago • 616 comments

Slow Horses, Silo, Shrinking, and Severance are all good, so if it’s an Apple show that starts with S, I’m in.

submitted 212 days ago • 110 comments

You feel me?

submitted 213 days ago • 214 comments

The Verge’s guide to Black Friday 2024

submitted 215 days ago • 1 comment

Never lose heart or give up doing what you love. This is the first review I ever got for The Office. t.co/pA85m6dHl7

submitted 213 days ago • 89 comments

Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem

submitted 213 days ago • 19 comments

what the fuck is uppppp

submitted 213 days ago • 20 comments