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Professional dilettante. Wizard admirer. Filth Wizard. Worm fan. Irish robot in living in Berlin. (They/it/whatever)
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Just saw a duck sitting in a tree like a regular bird. An auspicious omen. Going to buy a bunch of scratchcards while the veil is thin

I enjoy Bluesky. It makes you feel like Ben Wyatt at the accounting firm

Thanks to @edcara.bsky.social at @gizmodo.com for a great convo about Rise of the Zombie Bugs! We talked zombies & parasites & pathogens that manipulate humans, & I got to share the touching story of Ladyberry, the TikTok-famous zombie ladybug who did something most zombies can’t do—she got better 🧪

I can’t compete with this

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF AI IS A PROBABILITY-INSPIRED HALLUCINATION AND IT HAS NO CONCEPT OF "TRUTH", YOU SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT AI AND YOU ARE NOT SAFE USING IT.

Came here for this one

Finally the grey goo will take us

In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

WORM-O-TRON 🪱

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

idly wondering if the shocked 'i didn't vote for this!' people being interviewed are actually aware of the whole leopards eating my face meme or is it just another one of those things only the terminally online understand

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

The leopards They are eating each other yes YES The leopards are HUNGRY

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk." The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!" They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".

Does anyone have a screenshot of that tweet about a bone escaping?

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

Pass the popcorn

Pride Month is always a very depressing reminder that so many under-30 LGBT accounts on this site are so damn committed to just shrugging off every threat to our collective wellbeing because they're simply too damn young to understand that things are objectively NOT as bad as they once were.

Just as the sea must look forward to the last sip of sand at the bottom of the bag, so too does the raven, having called dibs on your scavenging luck, look forward to you and your several almost empty bags of chips setting off into the woods, never to be salty crumbs from again

@sandcrawler1990.bsky.social thank you for sharing this!!! Let’s make this viral!!!

This made me subscribe

This past semester was the most stressful of my academic career. I had 180 students and about half cheated at some point in the semester They submit weekly reflections where the questions are opinion-based, graded only on effort, don't care about grammar SO MANY students submitted ChatGPT essays

when a billionaire gets mad at trans people

Happy crows 🐦‍⬛

Knuckle tats: (H)(U)(N)(G) (O)(V)(E)(R)

NEW WORMS phys.org/news/2025-05...

Just once I'd like to see a Reverse Democrat, a guy who campaigns on donor friendly centrism and starts breaking up tech companies as soon as he gets in office

Just accidentally teabagged myself with an actual teabag and totally got that whole thing

It’s often claimed that moving house and divorce are the two most stressful experiences in life. This isn’t true. The most stressful experience in life is trying to change a duvet cover when you’re very tired.

Can't wait to hit the irreversible tipping point because of Trump rolling back every possible climate protection to enrich his coal cronies