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I miss the days when I could check out of politics. It’s all just exhausting.

I need to meet the customers who paid for tickets to Fyre Fest 2 so I can sell them all these bridges and private islands I’ve been trying to offload. variety.com/2025/music/n...?

Starting the Last of Us season two today! So excited to see how Joel and Ellie continue to grow, bond, and help each other heal during difficult times.

Thanks man. This is wild. Very grateful.

Hey @BenStiller, thanks to you I can’t read this without launching into a Zoolander impersonation.

Seven years ago today 17 kids went to my old alma mater and never came home. I can’t believe it’s been that long and we still haven’t taken steps towards addressing this problem. Thinking of you, Eagles - those still with us and those who left us far too soon.

If God didn’t want me to procrastinate today he shouldn’t have created all these videos of dogs trying to walk around in shoes.

I tried shrooms once in college and never had anything to compare it to but as of tonight I’m gonna say Severance Season 2 Episode 4 comes close.

Holy crap. Okay, okay, I'll talk to some peeps. (I have already been messaged by producers about this - was not expecting this to blow up the way it did.)

Someone needs to start a podcast where creators of canceled TV shows get to tell their fans how their stories were supposed to end.

Carry On is only 6.6 million views away from the number two spot on Netflix’s all-time most successful movies. Help us get there and maybe Netflix will let me give you Traveler’s real name. (They won’t.) Let’s goooooooooo

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Sunday morning writing.

Writing is serious business.

It’s been almost ten years since The Martian came out and I feel like this town has already forgotten that audiences love a positive protagonist with a can-do attitude and no tragic backstory.

Starting two fun new projects this week. Hyped.

It feels strange to celebrate anything during the fires, but between the PGA nomination and this, I have a lot to be grateful for. deadline.com/2025/01/carr...

Watching a massive fire creep towards your neighborhood on TV is surreal and terrifying. I hope everyone is staying safe.

This is - was - the home of an old friend of mine. A few years ago he had a massive heart attack. He currently has stage four prostrate cancer. And now this. If you can afford to contribute, please do.

Fire fighters should never have to pay taxes again. I am in awe of these men and women.

Out of all the Carry-On discourse, no one has brought up that fact that while Traveler may be evil, he is still a really good tipper.

With 150 million views and climbing, Carry On is now the fifth biggest Netflix movie of all time. Thanks so much to everyone who watched it!

My wife and I are going to a masquerade NYE party tonight so we decided to model and 3d print our own.

That is far too long a story for the socials, but I can tell you I came up with the idea... at an airport. I can also tell you everyone said it would never get made. So, thank you for watching and I am glad you dug it!

Rewatching Song Bird and man, Paul Walter Hauser's performance is next-level. Much love to Taron Egerton as well, as the entire cast crushes it. But I am officially a PWH fanboy now.

97 million views. I can’t even begin to thank you all for your support. But if you all lined up right now I would high five every one of you. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

#Nosferatu is incredible.

Nosferatu Juror #2 The Menu The Garfield Movie Nicholas Hoult’s characters always go THROUGH IT.

I was nervous and did a crap job explaining the Trolley Problem but hey I still did an interview for the NYT and that’s pretty cool. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/25/t...

My brother-in-law went through security yesterday and tried to hand his AirPod to the @TSA on duty. As hilarious as that is, please do not “blue haired girl” your friendly TSO. They are under enough stress. (Still kinda funny though.)

I’m having trouble processing this information so I’m just gonna have a sit-down for a minute. deadline.com/2024/12/carr...