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Again, write to [email protected] for your refund.

There are very real environmental and societal problems with AI use that we need to take seriously, but it is not always the biggest offender!

Oh hey look, it's the series finale of broadcast television.

Being an evil billionaire is one thing. Being an evil billionaire who invests every dollar you have into one specific evil cause is just insane. Surely you could buy a boat or something? Just find one other hobby?

hey look, there's a worm outside my window

Once again, I am reassured that I follow the right people by my timeline being filled with condemnation of a shitty post that I never even saw.

I want this movie

I love when I have code that is broken and I accidentally fix it, then accidentally break it again, and then accidentally fix it again. Absolutely no idea what happened at any point along the line, truly I feel like a master of my craft.

This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen.

We have golf, we have mini-golf, where's maxi-golf? I want a golf course the size of a state with balls the size of people.

I just had a dream in which Bernie Sanders was very very into Doom and wow was that ever funny.

Shoutout to whoever on the Bluesky team *finally* decided it was time to save pictures somewhere other than the camera roll so I can exclude them from auto-backup.

As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.

This is now the third time in as many days that this app has decided it wants to randomly log me out. Very annoying.

This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.

A very important thing people need to remember to understand political reasoning in much of this country is a few years back there were a significant percentage of conservatives, I’m talking double digits, who legitimately believed riots had burned the entire city of Portland, Oregon to the ground

Just somehow managed to cut my foot open to the point of bleeding with my toenail THAT I JUST CUT TWO DAYS AGO WHAT THE FUCK.

Few things give me as much happiness as knowing that amidst all the massive government layoffs, this person continues to be employed. Anonymous government person, you bring nothing but heat to the skyline and I appreciate you for that.

Oh to be a cowgirl

Splitgate 2 is decent. Not amazing but I'm enjoying myself. Which honestly for me is an accomplishment because I hate almost all of the modern crop of multiplayer shooters haha.

EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER

Staying up late laughing my ass off with a group making fun of anti-woke weirdos. This is truly the way to spend a night/morning.

Woke up to my phone having drained most of its battery and also being super hot so that's not ideal. Didn't blow up or anything, but I'm very curious what the hell it was doing.

It's been exactly one week so far and wow, I'd forgotten just how much I hated sleeping and waking at normal human hours.

sigh. you might want this

they are really going for it with mass detention and that means concentration camps, that means mass deaths, that means plenty of citizens rounded up too, especially political dissidents. if you still can’t see where this train is headed idk what to tell you anymore

This is honestly the most depressing part of all this. Vote all you want, get those razor thin Democratic margins. They're putting up ill 80+yos and never letting them go. When they die, your efforts won't matter anymore.

One of the things that goes unremarked in these stories is that they rest on relentless armies of fascist goons who will harass and torment ordinary people for years on end, with no recourse for their victims, and that everyone treat as normal. Cops support it. Gamergate is the law.

well well well, if it isn't the thing everyone said would happen

their inability to understand that land doesn’t vote only worsens with time

Really just incredibly difficult for me to stay awake during normal human person hours. My body is built for 4am.

one thing the Dem establishment doesn’t understand is that Rogan is *downstream* of the right-wing misinformation machine. he doesn’t originate reactionary conspiracies, he absorbs them, and that’s why he turned toward Trump

CECOT is a concentration camp, let's get that out of the way right now.

I just pulled out "Wireless Sports," a bootleg Wii that a family friend got me from a fucking Rite Aid pharmacy years ago. And like, I remember it being subpar, but *wow* was my child self ever forgiving. This thing is terrible haha. Nothing says motion controls like needing direct line of sight!