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(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
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WHAT IS THIS GAME

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

what the fuck even is this game

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

It has gotten increasingly more difficult to comprehend the divide between my day to day life and the hourly horrors of its setting.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Just sheer panic as I realized I had to escape a crash here lol. Fast Fusion is fantastic, everyone go get this shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

abolish ICE and lock these agents in a dungeon.

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

Watching these videos and thinking of people in the aughts asking “why do these insurgents hate freedom?”

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

submitted 3 days ago • 86 comments

Genuine question, are there any 120fps games for Switch 2 right now besides Welcome Tour? Is that the only one?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I just tried to drag my Switch 2 Joy-Con mouse from the eShop to my second monitor where Discord was. Absolutely surreal lmao.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

submitted 3 days ago • 454 comments

And now I sleep.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A guy dressed as Wario just walked out and is going down the line asking if anyone wants to go in right now and sign up for the Best Buy credit card before they open orders at midnight and that feels poetic.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I am in line at Best Buy for a Switch 2 and there are eight of us and "at least" thirty consoles available. The GameStop across the street is turning people away and they don't seem to realize they can come here lol.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Again, write to [email protected] for your refund.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

There are very real environmental and societal problems with AI use that we need to take seriously, but it is not always the biggest offender!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Oh hey look, it's the series finale of broadcast television.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Being an evil billionaire is one thing. Being an evil billionaire who invests every dollar you have into one specific evil cause is just insane. Surely you could buy a boat or something? Just find one other hobby?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

hey look, there's a worm outside my window

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Once again, I am reassured that I follow the right people by my timeline being filled with condemnation of a shitty post that I never even saw.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I want this movie

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

I love when I have code that is broken and I accidentally fix it, then accidentally break it again, and then accidentally fix it again. Absolutely no idea what happened at any point along the line, truly I feel like a master of my craft.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

We have golf, we have mini-golf, where's maxi-golf? I want a golf course the size of a state with balls the size of people.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I just had a dream in which Bernie Sanders was very very into Doom and wow was that ever funny.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to whoever on the Bluesky team *finally* decided it was time to save pictures somewhere other than the camera roll so I can exclude them from auto-backup.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.

submitted 9 days ago • 71 comments

This is now the third time in as many days that this app has decided it wants to randomly log me out. Very annoying.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

A very important thing people need to remember to understand political reasoning in much of this country is a few years back there were a significant percentage of conservatives, I’m talking double digits, who legitimately believed riots had burned the entire city of Portland, Oregon to the ground

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Just somehow managed to cut my foot open to the point of bleeding with my toenail THAT I JUST CUT TWO DAYS AGO WHAT THE FUCK.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Few things give me as much happiness as knowing that amidst all the massive government layoffs, this person continues to be employed. Anonymous government person, you bring nothing but heat to the skyline and I appreciate you for that.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to be a cowgirl

submitted 278 days ago • 1 comment

Splitgate 2 is decent. Not amazing but I'm enjoying myself. Which honestly for me is an accomplishment because I hate almost all of the modern crop of multiplayer shooters haha.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments