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tky.io
I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶, Urbs in Horto, etc.
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This is the way

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✅✅⬛️ C’mon magic cheeseburger let me get the third check

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing more badass than imagining Dame Judi in the woods with full face paint, an FN FAL slung across her back, and a bandolier of grenades.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Reaper isn’t even dropping a quarter in the claw machine tonight. Some things are worth letting go. #BernieKerik

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#Harvard has an endowment of $53,000,000,000. They will survive. Want to donate? Find a legal group representing illegally detained immigrants, a community college fighting book bans, your local library, a food bank or any organization that has less than FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS at this disposal.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Most Amazon customers say AWS employees have increasingly pushed them to use AI over the past year, raising frustration and making users less interested in engaging with them (Me/The Internet)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The Pritzker family has funded at least 10 schools and research facilities, public zoos, museums, hospitals, and tons of public space improvements in Chicago alone. I guess to be a real progressive one should remit as much as possible to the government when you die. These purity tests suck.

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Some of y’all noticed I’ve been uncharacteristically offline. This is why, and I remain on leave for a few weeks to handle a PTSD relapse. CJR was dogged in its pursuit of my story. Because of what I do and who I am, I felt that I had to answer their questions honestly. www.cjr.org/feature-2/we...

submitted 18 days ago • 154 comments

I was never a fan of Cinemax’s service. It’ll be interesting to see how it fares under HBO’s ownership.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Trump should take immediate delivery of the gifted “sky palace” plane with the caveat that it may only depart from and return to Newark.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Now begins the forever phase of thirsty nobodies yearning to be #verified. It’s the same cohort who post about their air travel and airline status. It’s so cliquish and try-hard.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Look, the #tariffs are bad and divisive politically, but I think we can unite to implement 5000% tariffs on #glitter. This stuff is terrible. Swap Kilmar for the Easter Bunny.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Happy National Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shinebox Day to all who celebrate.

submitted 728 days ago • 0 comments