tky.io
I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively.
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It works! 👏👏
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Would you like me to find a lawyer to advise you on how to not roll over on command? I’m sure they’d be amenable to doing it in podcast format so you can grasp the basics.
Grow a pair and act like a governor. Call mine if you need pointers: @govpritzker.illinois.gov
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soup and a straw? bet you’ve crossed your legs, too, haven’t you
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missing the swedish dog - pork & beef, topped with mashed potatoes and crispy fried onions
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That’s because after having them rattling around in a box of cable detritus for 10 years, you threw them away three days ago.
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Only a matter of time until someone mistakes masked ICE agents for civilian criminals and uses legal defense tools to connect them to the afterlife’s WiFi.
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Has anyone told Gardiner if he wants to crime with impunity and have the taxpayer foot the bill, he must first graduate the academy and work his way up from patrolman?
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Harrowing article full of absolutely unacceptable, enraging abuses. I greatly admire your candor and strength.
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You’re not doing it right if you’re not on a list or two ✊🏼
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As a pen guy (please, I’ve heard the jokes) scattering boxes of crappy ballpoints (have you no respect?) makes me sad. There are other, less drastic ways to exact revenge you know.
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Maria desperately hanging on to her belief that Hillary and Hunter planned it at the behest of George Soros.
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As possibly the squarest mfer in your follows, I eagerly await new Eliminate ICE stock. Hope this coverage brings you a ton of new biz. ❤️
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What convoluted legal requirement is this goofball dance supposed to satisfy?
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Given the state of everything I’d also have said yes, sure, might as well.
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Won’t need all these “money making” tariffs if churches start paying taxes, so let’s goooo, as they say.
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Hate to break the news but I still have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination in middle school, and I’m 44.
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Cup’s name is cup. Egg says hi. Need $6B more VC if you want to know how this story ends.
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Spin that walker ‘round and make those tennis balls beg for mercy. Hard pass.
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I know of at least two people who have moved to zoho without major issue (calendars are evidently not great there)
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yet you and I would both pay good money to observe enten in a room with kevin ‘giggle boy’ hassett and a white board, nothing else
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It’s sad that in the billionaire club, Elon has no peer willing to take him aside and let him know that people dislike him so much we’re doing it for free.
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where Chicago ~= north shore
also her schedule has exhausted me and I now need a nap
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The atp crew talked about them at length recently - good listen w/ recs starting here overcast.fm/+AAQ2lEx756w...
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the realities of american society haven’t hurt you enough? I know some people if you just need to be slapped around a bit to feel alive, lmk
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Agreed; whose nephew is going to go explain what the internet is to our aged congressional leadership so we can get this going?
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Oh man the things you do for them out of love. Hang in there, champion. ❤️
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Those are the best pieces!
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Coordinate everyone’s outfit such that he’s forced to see the blue and yellow of our ally Ukraine.
Realistically, all the old men will shuffle around with their hands in their pockets saying “gee whiz” and “must respect the institution, you see” like always.
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The story? Monday’s date written on a piece of paper.
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That tracks. Neighbor carjacked, had tracking tile on keys…watched them go to and from home day after day. Cops? Weren’t interested. Said they “didn’t do misdemeanors”
And that’s why I’m convinced we’re all on our own these days.
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Juicy Lucy and fries at Matt’s would be high on my list. www.mattsbar.com
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So they’re gonna deny this guy’s claim. I’m sure nothing bad has ever come from that.
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The only thing they’re searching for is overtime pay
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NYPD budget: $5,800,000,000
Cost to solve this murder: $5,800,000,001