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Scott Weiland Voice: “The girl’s got raisins. They all got raisins”

Good morning Bluesky Wordle 1,456 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We have consensus.

The world is learning a very important truth about working with Americans: we have no honor.

I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it.

I see Tesla is performing exactly as one would expect from that company.

I said hello to Danny DeVito at Disney world in the 90s in like for Space Mountain. I sat next to Jerome Bettis on a flight once. I met @cmdrtaco.bsky.social at Linux Word Expo in 2002. (You are a celebrity, don’t take this from me with your modesty)

I have a simple policy of answering my phone with a "hello?" and if you don't speak in 4 seconds or if I hear a weird click as I'm connected to someone, I hang up. This has a 100% success rate of never connecting me to a telemarketer and never disconnecting me from someone I want to talk to.

I woke my wife up to tell her Bill Pullman and Rick Moranis are confirmed to be reprising their roles in the upcoming Spaceballs sequel. She was so excited that she blurted out “why are you still on your phone? It’s 1am go to sleep.” I’m excited too, baby.

Are you allowed to post video of a murder on this website?