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Screenwriter - Paddington, Wonka, Wings of Freedom, We Are The World, Mitchell and Webb, etc.
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I love Cutthroat Island. What the hell is Matthew Modine doing there! And it just keeps on going! Plus - Frank Langella!
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Oh yeah - thus - no interest.
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That kid is a genius!
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I put all my crabs in my egg, and now the egg is not an egg.
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It’s 3! I should have fact checked. I knew it was too many.
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I never get anything! It’s a peculiar vibe.
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Autocorrect is a killer of jokes. I don’t think comedy is in the techbro’s skill set.
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12 year old here didn’t sleep all night….
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Hey! Merry Christmas!
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True.
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Description of bowel movement #11
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The designer of the first modern Christmas Card went to my daughter’s school!
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He’ll be having a good ol’ pray.
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Oh god….
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You don’t know love of peas until you give a duck a bowl of peas. I will try and get you video evidence. It will please you.
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Wordle 1,259 3/6
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Same!
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This country.
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Yes - why? What have you been saying?
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I don't say grooves. I say rooves - but it was autocorrected! MANDELA!
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I say 'grooves' (it's coming up a lot in this thing I'm writing today. It's not in mac's dictionary, and on searching says it archaic! Roofs feels like a toddler getting it wrong to me.
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Not too niche?
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I got sent this in the week. Giving my Kenickie to the world.