todie.io
software engineer • visionary • degenerate
“the el cid of shitposting” - Vanity Fair
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ffs just do it lol
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new stankonia he’s an outkast super fan believe it or not
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I feel like the real cool move would be developing genAI detection models
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I like to stand up cloud workstations and use the enterprise machines as thin clients lol
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what about drawers
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thanks it’s my punishment for rebelling against god
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more power to ya sugar
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I don’t know where to put it down
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whoa 😳
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come to nyc ! hunt in my nightclub
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oops
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ah got it studios trying to squeeze more product out of smaller headcount ty
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No way, this is a hack job. Brooks is a master.
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I’m saying that they broke the checks and balances and are openly disregarding the law. Our senators and representatives literally can’t get anything done if the rules no longer apply. As such, the most we can ask from them is to be loud and persistent on conveying the corruption and criminality.
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did my falcons get lost in shipping?
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bold of you to assume they have two to rub together
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brother… that ship has long sailed
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perhaps NATO flying networked supercomputers falling out of the sky?
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honestly you can go really far on this kit alone
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I’m listening… (please say violence)
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I find it quite tragic honestly
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I take it mini rooms are not like tiny homes
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oh like nancy reagan!
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I was going to say out of shame but nvm
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y’all have a designated CS? Luuuuuucky
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I’m confused this is the same roadmap from 2014
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mostly ditch weed but I have a guy for dro
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irene’s doing bootybumps again?! tsk tsk
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that’s how I wound up with three 🙂
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that’s not tits that’s steven colbert?
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you rang?
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I volunteer to compliment every pair that winds up in my DMs in solidarity
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now we wait
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best I can do is spritely and unconditionally loved
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I’m taking up spirit cooking
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no fair give it back
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I heard: I hate AI kittens
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I thought we might have the same taste in squelching
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communist.
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you think they might still have competent executive? anyways if they do grab some
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lol ngl kinda based
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say less
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🤣
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DAFUQ