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tomfoldsfive.bsky.social
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I'm only in if it's Big, Beautiful Hockey.
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SPORTS!!!!
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I don't condone violence, and as a male, I'd never hit a woman. But goddamn does she have the most punchable face. Her and Matt Gaetz would be king and queen of the Punchable Face Ball.
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I’m not that lucky Brian.
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Wish I had read this before I posted the same thing. Great minds sir.
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Really feels like there's an error in this article. Clearly, you meant to say Shituation Toilet.
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There is no food that doesn’t pair with bacon.
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Because most are unaware of these facts.
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Philly special.
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I mean, right off the top he’s guilty of having one of the most punchable faces in Washington. And that’s saying something, because there are so..many…punchable faces in this administration.
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Well, on the plus side of all this, history will remember the Eagles as the franchise who normalized the worst president of all time rather than the fanbase who threw snowballs at Santa. So there’s that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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It just kills me because there's literally no excuse or explaining of why it's good to go. "I'm going for the White House." "It doesn't matter who the president is, it's an honor." All of it sickens me.
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Sad. Also sad, looks like the Eagles are still going to the WH tomorrow. Really really hope Jalen elects not to go.
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Woof.
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I know we are on bluesky and all adults here, but my goodness, why do so many people slobber this guy's cock so much?
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Lowkey, maybe it divided the lockeroom?
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So all those muscles are just for show, huh?
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Dear @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , please please please don't go. Just, don't. It's not worth it. Regardless of politics, it's just not worth it to go.
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REALLY hope Eagles don't show up for their WH invite. Good lord this is such a bad look.
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It's not the age range I was referring to, it's that a dark joke like that lands better on the people drinking the MAGA Kool Aid.
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While I appreciate dark humor like that, I have to believe that the target audience for this joke just isn't on BlueSky.
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Still famously the person who had to close 3 casinos (aka money printing machines) because he sucks so bad. CLOSED CASINOS! HOW IN THE FUCK?!
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I'm still hopeful that not all of them go, which in turn, causes chief crybaby to just cancel the whole thing.
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It’s pretty clear that DOGE folks aren’t the best and the brightest. I guess I don’t really have a question.
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I know nothing of their business but they sound like they're run by Hank Scorpio, and for that reason alone, I'd never trust them.
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