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Once went viral on the old place for dunking on Ted Cruz. If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend it. https://www.patreon.com/mattdoucette
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In hindsight, Penn Badgley really loved playing characters with voiceover narration, huh?

guess who just found out that someone from the US State Dept is looking at their org's linkedin? putting that list together of nonprofits to target i see. (do you manage your page? check the analytics now.)

Every tech company has decided the next arms race is to become the backstory of a post-apocalyptic open-world video game. I can’t wait to listen to the scientists’ audio logs on this one!

Everything that's going to kill millions of people is just a distraction from another thing that's going to kill millions of people, so you rubes need to stop paying attention to that one thing and start paying attention to a different thing RIGHT NOW because you're playing RIGHT INTO THEIR HANDS.

This was always clearly the objective and many in the media also insisted on treating anyone who said so clearly like they were some kind of lunatic bsky.app/profile/carn...

If you have a Time Machine and you MUST use it to go back in time to kill one (1) baby, you should: 1) go to 1509 2) kill baby John Calvin. I feel like a lot of stuff works out differently.

If the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

In 2010, Israeli forces attacked a Gaza aid flotilla, killing 10 people. In the aftermath, the Obama administration blocked UN efforts for an investigation, Biden defended the attack, and Chuck Schumer condemned the United Nations and defended Israel.

The list of reasons not to rank Cuomo is infinite

When police escalate violence, telling protesters “to be peaceful” is the same as telling someone being brutalized by an officer to “stop resisting”. The police need to be peaceful.

Wait, “Maybe Happy Ending” is like a musical version of Heartbeeps?

We hear about how pro-immigrant side is extreme. There is literally nothing more extreme than this statement. Being willing to sacrifice the country’s foundations for an evil goal

the ethicist’s conclusion? get that bread, girlboss 💵

I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.

King behavior 👑

It is amazing how many Dems insist that Dems have done things they absolutely never did, but which Republicans insisted they did.

Incredible to realize Rowling actually believes she wrote the tragic story of a visionary wizard who wanted to create a world of perfected racial purity despite an oppressive woke opposition, but was foiled at every turn by a loser orphan kid, his poor friend, and a fucking <slur> know it-all bitch.

John Dewey said that the only solution to the ills of democracy is more democracy, and what we are suffering from today is not democracy but all the impediments and obstacles to it—and all the attacks on it.

Death threats. Islamophobic bigotry. Now a sitting Councilmember calling for my deportation. Enough. This is what Trump and his sycophants have wrought. It’s an assault on the values of our city and our Constitution. Will Cuomo condemn this or will that upset his MAGA donors?

Cuomo just went on Bari Weiss's podcast and said NYC is a crime-ridden hellscape that needs saving.

Wonder what happens when someone's daughter is taken away by "POLICE" in masks, who turn out NOT to be law enforcement at all. Parents, no one will know. They say they "don't need to identify themselves" while they take your loved ones away.

An English idiom about facing the consequences of one’s actions is “you made your bed, now lie in it.” In Italian, an equivalent phrase is hai voluto la bicicletta? Adesso pedala! It means “you wanted the bicycle? Now pedal it!”

It is deeply hilarious that the Hudson's Bay Company was founded in 1670 and chugged along for three and a half centuries and Private Equity finished it off in like five years.

One of the few unions explicitly telling its members to NOT RANK CUOMO.

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES

Yet again I ask myself: will anyobdy ever articulate exactly what problem this AI innovation is seeking to solve? Apart from Jonny’s n+1 yacht problem, and Sam’s yawning lack of self worth. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

All women.

Here they are… The Steamed Hams…

It's @pixelatedboat.bsky.social's "gorilla channel," but real

every article about politics in every mainstream publication is flat out lying to you if it does not emphasize that our government has been taken over by freaks and lunatics

Let whoever posted this run the party.

democrats should be talking all the time about the republican obsession with childrens genitals, women's wombs, and their love of corruption and crime. but irl democrats think theyre going to get millions of people to vote because of sleep inducing arguments about kitchen table economics

I believe this drive works with LibreDrive, which is great if you rip a lot of movies! forum.makemkv.com/forum/viewto...

They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth.

Me, before GrapeNuts: 😃 Me, after GrapeNuts: 😎

Why does this man always look like he’s actively trying not to shit his pants?

I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it: This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.

Steve Bannon has been telling anyone who will listen, for more than a dozen years, that he wants them to read propaganda saying South Asians are subhumans who literally eat shit. If you point this out to major media or tech platforms, they act like *you* are the crazy one. Ask me how I know.

Scoop: Nancy Mace's fmr staff tell me they were assigned to create burner accounts to bolster their boss online. “We were congressional staff, and there were actual things we could be doing to help the constituents," one said. 1/ www.wired.com/story/nancy-...

this is fucking appalling, Kennedy is verifiably a crackpot whose beliefs are deadly and whose only interest in science is screaming about the legit science that doesn’t flatter his beliefs and touting pseudoscience that does

i’ve seen enough: it’s time for NY progressives to line up behind zohran mamdani so we don’t end up with andrew fucking cuomo as our mayor

I see soooooooo many great writers putting so much of their time, effort, skill and money squarely in the lap of a really evil and untrustworthy company. Morality questions aside: is it worth planting seeds in THIS soil, in this moment? Does it seem likely to pay off? So many alternatives!