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Once went viral on the old place for dunking on Ted Cruz. If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend it. https://www.patreon.com/mattdoucette
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If I were a marine deployed to LA standing around eating chips in front of a quiet federal building and checking my phone to see what the hell is happening with Israel, I would maybe be questioning the leadership and a little worried about my future I dunno.

there's been a fair amount of commentary on this but i think a big thing that Cuban et al. think but don't want to say (because it's embarrassing) is that they don't like that they're treated like everyone else here and that no one really cares who they are. they suck at posting and are facing that

Andrew Cuomo HATES this city. He barely tried to hide his disdain for us as governor and the only reason he’s doing so now is because he sees becoming mayor as his only path back to the one thing he truly loves, power. Cuomo would gladly sell NYC down the river to the fascists.

Billy Long's sole qualification to run the IRS is that, in 2023–24, he ran a large-scale tax fraud operation. I am not making this up.

Also cannot be emphasized enough: Barack Obama successfully negotiated the shutdown of Iran's nuclear program. It exists today because Trump deliberately tore up that agreement. The deaths happening right now can be laid at his door.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

I’m not a lawyer, but I would LOVE to see what Midjourney has to turn over.

harris yulin was one of my all time favorite character actors. from ghostbusters 2, to scarface, to his legendary turn as aamin martiza/gul darheel in star trek: ds9, he elevated everything he did and always brought his a-game. one of the greats is is gone. deadline.com/2025/06/harr...

Fuck these fucking fucks. bsky.app/profile/apne...

"You liberals & leftists need to come back to Twitter, the social media app that will threaten your family & have you arrested for doing something legal"

Billionaires are consolidating around Cuomo because they know he will preserve the broken status quo. New Yorkers are rallying behind our campaign because they're ready for change. In two weeks, we will shock the political establishment and win a city we can all afford.

In hindsight, Penn Badgley really loved playing characters with voiceover narration, huh?

guess who just found out that someone from the US State Dept is looking at their org's linkedin? putting that list together of nonprofits to target i see. (do you manage your page? check the analytics now.)

Every tech company has decided the next arms race is to become the backstory of a post-apocalyptic open-world video game. I can’t wait to listen to the scientists’ audio logs on this one!

Everything that's going to kill millions of people is just a distraction from another thing that's going to kill millions of people, so you rubes need to stop paying attention to that one thing and start paying attention to a different thing RIGHT NOW because you're playing RIGHT INTO THEIR HANDS.

This was always clearly the objective and many in the media also insisted on treating anyone who said so clearly like they were some kind of lunatic bsky.app/profile/carn...

If you have a Time Machine and you MUST use it to go back in time to kill one (1) baby, you should: 1) go to 1509 2) kill baby John Calvin. I feel like a lot of stuff works out differently.

If the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s illegal if the military shows up in LA it’s

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

In 2010, Israeli forces attacked a Gaza aid flotilla, killing 10 people. In the aftermath, the Obama administration blocked UN efforts for an investigation, Biden defended the attack, and Chuck Schumer condemned the United Nations and defended Israel.

The list of reasons not to rank Cuomo is infinite

When police escalate violence, telling protesters “to be peaceful” is the same as telling someone being brutalized by an officer to “stop resisting”. The police need to be peaceful.

Wait, “Maybe Happy Ending” is like a musical version of Heartbeeps?

We hear about how pro-immigrant side is extreme. There is literally nothing more extreme than this statement. Being willing to sacrifice the country’s foundations for an evil goal

the ethicist’s conclusion? get that bread, girlboss 💵

I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.

King behavior 👑

It is amazing how many Dems insist that Dems have done things they absolutely never did, but which Republicans insisted they did.

Incredible to realize Rowling actually believes she wrote the tragic story of a visionary wizard who wanted to create a world of perfected racial purity despite an oppressive woke opposition, but was foiled at every turn by a loser orphan kid, his poor friend, and a fucking <slur> know it-all bitch.

John Dewey said that the only solution to the ills of democracy is more democracy, and what we are suffering from today is not democracy but all the impediments and obstacles to it—and all the attacks on it.

Death threats. Islamophobic bigotry. Now a sitting Councilmember calling for my deportation. Enough. This is what Trump and his sycophants have wrought. It’s an assault on the values of our city and our Constitution. Will Cuomo condemn this or will that upset his MAGA donors?

Cuomo just went on Bari Weiss's podcast and said NYC is a crime-ridden hellscape that needs saving.

Wonder what happens when someone's daughter is taken away by "POLICE" in masks, who turn out NOT to be law enforcement at all. Parents, no one will know. They say they "don't need to identify themselves" while they take your loved ones away.

An English idiom about facing the consequences of one’s actions is “you made your bed, now lie in it.” In Italian, an equivalent phrase is hai voluto la bicicletta? Adesso pedala! It means “you wanted the bicycle? Now pedal it!”

It is deeply hilarious that the Hudson's Bay Company was founded in 1670 and chugged along for three and a half centuries and Private Equity finished it off in like five years.

One of the few unions explicitly telling its members to NOT RANK CUOMO.

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES KNIVES

Yet again I ask myself: will anyobdy ever articulate exactly what problem this AI innovation is seeking to solve? Apart from Jonny’s n+1 yacht problem, and Sam’s yawning lack of self worth. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

All women.

Here they are… The Steamed Hams…

It's @pixelatedboat.bsky.social's "gorilla channel," but real

every article about politics in every mainstream publication is flat out lying to you if it does not emphasize that our government has been taken over by freaks and lunatics

Let whoever posted this run the party.