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BREAKING: An angry MAGA woman pulled a RITTENHOUSE by showing up to a No Kings protest yesterday with a GUN, and appears to be taken down after reaching for it during an argument. MAGA is totally unhinged.

“.. All he wanted was to celebrate his 79th birthday with a massive military parade that made him look powerful, scary and beloved.” @usatoday.com @rexhuppke.bsky.social www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Remembering Stan Laurel, born this day in 1890.

This is the biggest crowd size ever.

Always this.

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 he should feel like a complete loser but if course he'll boast he had the largest crowds ever. Great job spending our hard earned money and taking food out of people's mouths you fucking loathsome sociopath! Hope your birthday sucked! 🤬🖕

HAHAHA This wins the internet for this Sunday! LMAO

I will absolutely criticize Americans for creating this GLOBAL chaos TWICE. Your stupidity and selfishness has killed people, spread antivaxx ideology, led to far right movements abroad, crashed economies, put ppl out of work. Do NOT tone police us on our reaction to the MESS you f@cking caused.

This parade has worse attendance than my Fort Wayne booksigning, but at least I got to go barhopping with a bunch of strippers afterwards.

Does anyone have information about that fat orange feck's temper today?

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Once a day I put on peaceful videos of the forest for my cat. Occasionally a bird flies by and chirps, but it's otherwise dead silence. Every one of those videos is louder than this clip.

🤣🤣🤣 Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss. No Kings Day 🤣🤣🤣

#NoKings

TODAY IS BARACK OBAMA DAY!!! The “others” used social media to regain power. Let’s take our power back…. I expect to SEE A SEA of Obama!!! Let’s go- wonder twin powers….. activate!!!!

I read somewhere that today was a day to post a picture of President Barack Obama Here's one - the real face of America, not that jerk in the White House now. I hope it rains on his parade

BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Walz says Democratic Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed in a shooting, calling it a “politically motivated assassination.”

Gov. Tim Walz says Democratic Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed last night in “a political assassination.”

From a dear comrade who was kind enough to let me share their video. Veterans stage a sit-in on the US Capitol steps and say, “Military off our streets!” Hell yeah!

Wishing US resisters well today

I don’t want Impeachment. I want Imprisonment. Life sentences. And more. Treason is not to be taken lightly. And when this is over we must make sure the message is clear. NEVER AGAIN.

The Recount @therecount.com “The great leader who has no brains.” Tell us how you really feel, Steve."

1/2 A pitch for the CBeebies Doctor Who series, developed with my sons (6 and 2) Dr 6 and Private Eye shapeshifter, Frobisher, investigate toddler-friendly mysteries - e.g. where has the rainbow gone? Why is everyone upside down? Problems usually caused by the Master or the Rani's experiments...

Someone pitch a can of soup at this fat rapist traitors head for me, will ya? Make it count, too.

I know he's trying to normalize siding with Russia, but his brain is a tiny bubbling puddle of melted cheese, hairspray & tanning chemicals, so the treacherous intent is almost lost in an ocean of "What the fucking fuck are you fucking on about?".

No wonder Donald Trump didn’t get in to Harvard. He’s “a low IQ individual” who got terrible grades

BBC deny they are trying to court Disney for a third season with their new CBeebies Doctor Who.