Once a day I put on peaceful videos of the forest for my cat. Occasionally a bird flies by and chirps, but it's otherwise dead silence. Every one of those videos is louder than this clip. - ThreadSky

gabbklein.bsky.social•5 days ago

SHOW US THE CAT

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pete01j.bsky.social•5 days ago

Even the birds are taking the piss out of this shitshow of a clusterfuck...!!

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tgagemurphy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Trump's ASMR Parade.

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hobgoblin.bsky.social•5 days ago

does the cat like the forest sounds

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eileen-lind.bsky.social•5 days ago

The barriers crack me up.

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couponforpoupon.bsky.social•4 days ago

With lyrics/alt text:
https://bsky.app/profile/couponforpoupon.bsky.social/post/3lrmncxunkc2s

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benjkrause.bsky.social•5 days ago

Trump's "PERADE" was so pathetic that even protesters couldn't be bothered to show up. They went LITERALLY everywhere else.

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gune.ninja•5 days ago

Neat

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jaconthebrazos.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'd like awkwardly start singing stars and stripes forever or something. Like they didn't even play music? What a shit parade.

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blakestacey.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's "the city council was disappointed by this year's Art in the Park turnout" crowd level

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microfilm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Who wants to watch this shit?

A tank moving 15 mph followed by another 150 ft. away, moving in silence.

Paint drying is more fun.

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buermann.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm confused by the lack of distorted guitar shredding over Fortunate Son and other Patriotic Hits.

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msbureaucrat.bsky.social•5 days ago

COULDN'T ASK FOR A MORE PEACEFUL, IDYLLIC MOMENT!

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l-rex-2025.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank God they put up those barriers to prevent those throngs of…squirrels from rushing into the streets.

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ericbanana.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yuge Crowds.

Yuge ….

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willc.io•5 days ago

You can hear the birds chirping. lol

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winnowingfan.bsky.social•5 days ago

Lame. No one wants to be there.

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constantexhaustion.bsky.social•5 days ago

This makes the administration and the US military look so bad. It's honestly a blessing these morons are so inept and unqualified. Still dangerous fascist pigs, but also incompetent dangerous fascist pigs.

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edlucke.bsky.social•5 days ago

don't blame the military they were ww2 shermans it was a prank on taco

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ch6314.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don’t think he would recognize a Sherman tank. He probably doesn’t see the difference between a Mini Cooper and a Chevy Silverado

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edlucke.bsky.social•4 days ago

just a tesla lol

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ch6314.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tessler 😂

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edlucke.bsky.social•4 days ago

$

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michaeldrummey.bsky.social•5 days ago

A cemetery is rowdier than this 🤡

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rojodi.bsky.social•5 days ago

The videos for cats are louder!

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rcrotty.bsky.social•5 days ago

Haha keep roasting Trump

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dclare.bsky.social•5 days ago

They should probably be a bit closer together so they don’t kill the crowd with boredom.

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rickeerie.bsky.social•5 days ago

You would be gutted having to parade down there

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charliedog.bsky.social•5 days ago

What does this even mean?

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lilelile.bsky.social•5 days ago

He wrote the header?

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avendarien.bsky.social•5 days ago

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gracieminabox.bsky.social•5 days ago

@friedvocalcords.bsky.social

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profjabbott.bsky.social•5 days ago

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racecarlock.bsky.social•5 days ago

They could have just taken the guy to an air base and had him watch one of the blue angels or thunderbirds shows the military already wastes money on.

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sciantixo.bsky.social•5 days ago

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bernadettehalt.bsky.social•5 days ago

GIVE THAT TANK SOME WD40!

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geeveetee.bsky.social•5 days ago

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bulld0g78.bsky.social•4 days ago

What crowd?

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bryanmcavoy.bsky.social•5 days ago

At least the robins are having a good time

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theangryamerican.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wanna bet Trump fell asleep? 🤣🤣🤣

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bostonbitch.bsky.social•5 days ago

This was $45 million? What was the theme? Waste, fraud, and abuse?

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csmith4567.bsky.social•5 days ago

What if you threw a parade and only paid seat fillers showed up?

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ch6314.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don’t think those showed up either.

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sisbromcdudeho.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bird Chirps drown out Birthday Parade!

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edgrantworks.bsky.social•4 days ago

Farcical.

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taylormade56.bsky.social•5 days ago

This is what he had to do while destroying the DC roads... The net loss is going to be astronomical.

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actuallymossman.bsky.social•5 days ago

Put the feeder vids on for them sometimes, cmon man

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alansmitheeeee.bsky.social•5 days ago

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markaormsby.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sad.

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valdisronis.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where are the spectators? Oh, yeah…they’re at the No Kings rallies. Duh!

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thetd.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where’s the crowd control?

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envy2024.bsky.social•5 days ago

What’s joke. He’s so weak &’spoiled &!evil & miserable

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somefoo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where the C.H.U.D.s at?

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mandolyn.bsky.social•5 days ago

I never thought that my new ASMR sleep video would be “Military Parade” but here we are

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mikeomalley.bsky.social•4 days ago

They were stunned by the awesomeness of a few widely spaced military vehicles rolling by at walking speed!

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mark-sysum.bsky.social•5 days ago

Better with sound on...

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bskwitter.bsky.social•5 days ago

Every soldier had to think at least once, "why the fuck are we doing this"

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martinrayner.bsky.social•5 days ago

What an impressive show of... force?

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jeromyo.bsky.social•5 days ago

You misspelled Farce..(cough)

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maryruthie.bsky.social•5 days ago

45 fucking million dollars worth of silence

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transsalamander.bsky.social•5 days ago

You'd think the Trump supporters would at least TRY to cheer. Like sure it wouldn't be very loud collectively but they seem just as bored as any normal person would be if they were forced to attend

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ironirma103.bsky.social•5 days ago

Maybe i can take them to a drag show and lead by example

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kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social•5 days ago

You will not be able to top this parade for satirical value. Sorry, buddy. You've been scooped on comedy.

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davidcchord.bsky.social•5 days ago

Cat YouTube is great

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jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social•5 days ago

We could have spent the money we burned on this parade on fixing this.

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digitalcoffin.bsky.social•5 days ago

Woah wait what accommodations are these

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jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/guam-barracks-conditions/

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digitalcoffin.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh yiiiiiiiiikes, I have a homie to catch up with about this.

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torsade.bsky.social•5 days ago

It looks like they have a whole grassy knoll in the background and they're not doing anything with it.

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coryopcicle.bsky.social•5 days ago

Perfect 🤣

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irisheyes1213.bsky.social•4 days ago

From this day forward, we will stop using the term "crickets" to describe dead silence and begin using the term "tanks" instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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whiskeymittens.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fascist ASMR

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believeinutopia.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bluesky Archivists:

Please file this "military parade" clip under, "Fucking Lame".

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marytorgersen.bsky.social•5 days ago

So much enthusiasm! 🥱 🤣

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hulkling-she-her.bsky.social•5 days ago

it’s pretty pathetic

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amethystjones1.bsky.social•5 days ago

I hope all of his minions see this, because they are not too addled to get that we don't like him/them, and we are going to continue to protest.

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towanda01.bsky.social•4 days ago

How are these soldiers not completely embarrassed? I have second hand embarrassment for them.

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thediscoveryofzero.com•5 days ago

ASMR for dummies

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nelsonrarebooks.com•5 days ago

Destroying the roads for an audience of 1.

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saffroncomic.com•5 days ago

Genius planning by the Trump administration to have all the crowd on one side of the road so anyone filming the parade is also filming the side with nobody on it.

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writerartisteh.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’ve never watched a fascist govt throw a military parade anywhere, but surely they do a better job than *this.*

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thehenthorn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Meanwhile, in downtown Chicago earlier today! There were so many people it was an incredible scene to be a part of

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frostysoftpelt.bsky.social•5 days ago

Was that the operator waving?

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benjkrause.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes! Solidarity!! ✊

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genwacc.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wow, that was about as exciting as watching mud dry, sorting socks, pulling weeds, scaping paint....

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gramsjc.bsky.social•5 days ago

I love that he’s gonna have a meltdown tonight!

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ericleitzen.bsky.social•5 days ago

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burning1.bsky.social•5 days ago

Holy fucking shit.

It's so quiet.

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tompashkov.bsky.social•4 days ago

Look at all the ninjas!

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trumpstaxes.com•5 days ago

Check out this angle:

https://bsky.app/profile/trumpstaxes.com/post/3lrm3qtq5422l

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jeffpratt.bsky.social•5 days ago

Cue the Veep end credits
https://youtu.be/eqPbVwtw7qQ?si=M1kprT4ansmzsVfR

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xyxox.bsky.social•5 days ago

M4 Sherman from World War II

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callmelila.bsky.social•5 days ago

dead silence.

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ethiccalbeef.bsky.social•4 days ago

😬

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joettek.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where are the clowns?

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thundervoiceofjohn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can any tell what’s advertised on those blue placards? I read the ‘America’ in reverse, but can’t make out what’s the grift on those across the street. TIA.

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shaggin-baby.bsky.social•5 days ago

How is fox treating this? It must be the most boring TV ever.

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spamriskegypt.bsky.social•5 days ago

looking forward to leavitt spinning this as a win in monday's presser..

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lovttcd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Birds love armored vehicles.

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daveh312.bsky.social•5 days ago

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pedelpusher.bsky.social•5 days ago

What a effing waste of money

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anglopad.bsky.social•5 days ago

That clip looks so sad and pathetic 🤣

Good on Trump for wasting so much time and money on a vanity parade no one went to

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nickelspickles.bsky.social•5 days ago

Whoa that's embarrassing

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mattotcha.bsky.social•5 days ago

IT'S A SURPRISE ATTACK - RUN ! ! !

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anonymousnow.bsky.social•5 days ago

So underwhelming

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ditch-lily.bsky.social•5 days ago

😆

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coloradocarly.bsky.social•5 days ago

I think we need to give props to the military members that were forced to do this. They didn't sign up for this, and they know they're being misused.

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simvil51.bsky.social•5 days ago

That looks sooooo boooring.

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nlroundabout.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oy.

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callmelila.bsky.social•5 days ago

"crowd"

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knollie.bsky.social•5 days ago

We need this parade again EVERY year his fatness stays in office!

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annie-up.bsky.social•5 days ago

This gives me life

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hillarylewis.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can't help thinking that this is straight out of Hogan's Heroes. Trump says to Hegseth "Here's 45M for my B. B. Parade!" Hegseth's underlings intentionally botch up the entire parade plans.

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atransparentsoul.bsky.social•4 days ago

I guess that ad on craigslist didn’t help any.😂😂😂

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kronn.bsky.social•5 days ago

At least we had fun in Atlanta

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sherry6767.bsky.social•5 days ago

How soon does hegseth get replaced now?

Look how embarrassed he is

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toddlunch.bsky.social•5 days ago

If it gets any livlier a funeral's going to break out.

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miamckenzie.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can't wait to hear them spin it as "respectful silence" 😂

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miasma667.bsky.social•5 days ago

has the orange dipshit ever enjoyed silence in his life? it’ll be so funny

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floyd66.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/maxberger.bsky.social/post/3lrm2lr3lz22i

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pylvis.bsky.social•5 days ago

The nation wants a full refund

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ladiaz.bsky.social•5 days ago

does your cat ever get pissed at you for being a tease?

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notidefix.bsky.social•5 days ago

all those barricades.....

.....keeping NO ONE away

I really hope the active service people who VOLUNTEERED to be in this parade see that they are shunned

.....they are an embarrassment

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anglopad.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wouldn't be surprised if the regime vetted the soldiers they got for this parade. They wouldn't want a random soldier suddenly shout against Trump after all.

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notidefix.bsky.social•5 days ago

they did

there was a memo to all attendees to excuse themselves if they do not want to take part

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anglopad.bsky.social•5 days ago

That just makes it more amazing that they still look so unmotivated lol

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