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“Can I get a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of baba ganoush, and a seltzer, please?”
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That’s that me Nescafé

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anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

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Christina Aguilera:

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Get they ass, Greta! Get they ass! 💥

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A gay (me), facing down the Bog:

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My best Judy’s to me at the clerb:

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::jumps out from the shadows in a dark alley:: “The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo! Boo!” Eat my ass, Tom (derogatory).

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freedomflotilla.org/ffc-tracker/ The tracker on the site (and the Garmin backup tracker) appears to be malfunctioning/not loading properly. They said their communications are being jammed to interfere with navigation and outside attempts to keep tabs on their journey as they approach the blockade.

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There are apparently several people on Bluesky — beyond today’s main character lady — who do not know about the reference, either. And they are presssssed. Ha!

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Babe, the reference is “the *girls* are fighting!” Don’t you know anything?!

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Sarah Kendzior must be so tired of getting tagged/being proven right.

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Between this and those two beefing bitches, it looks like we have entered the “Leopards eating each other’s faces” portion of the program

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Jonah to the whale

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Please share. Missing 24 year old. Missing from #Thompson #Manitoba #Canada #MMIM www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

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No (giving everyone sloppy)

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David, David, you hoopty-ass clown…

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STEAM YOUR FLAGS LADIES!

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Macron: “Carve an Israeli state out of a portion of Idaho. See? Easy.”

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There’s that expression, “Art reflects life.” We’re in one of those periods of human history where a much higher proportion of art created which “reflects” life is going to be about this sort of future. We’ve already seen it in the last 20 years, but it seems like there’s been an increase recently.

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“Either you are with us Or with the terrorists,” Meaning “Keep your people under control And resistance-censored,” Meaning “We go the loot And the nukes.” - Suheir Hammad, “First Writing Since”

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I cannot stress enough how much of a Def Con 1 moment this is. Federal judges fear that the President of the United States will stand down security for judges in retaliation for adverse decisions. This is such a huge story.

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Hey, kid… You ever seen somebody get their ass beat with the Septuagint? Cool, me neither.

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Ah yes, the moon. Is there anything more romantic than a huge fucking rock

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🤧

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no shade to Mother Nature but girl, fuck your pollen, hate it here

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Try again

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Follow-up

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Self-knowledge is power

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Once again, fuck Nancy Pelosi and the congressional Democrats who continue to perpetuate this.

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Gwyneth Paltrow to that guy from the skiing lawsuit

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“Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?” — Willie McNabb, Aug 4, 2019

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Pantex in Amarillo, TX. 7 white guys standing in front of a 370 kilotonne, 700lb, nuclear weapon gravity bomb. I assume that’s a trainer shape or JTA and not a live weapon. I note the absence of electrostatic dissipating flooring.

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