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In the US, the two major parties are center-right, and far right. That’s it. If you believe otherwise at this point, I’d love to talk to you about a great opportunity involving crypto. 🪙

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There are, um, a lot… But I guess we can start with the man himself, @lukelukeluke.bsky.social, my mushroom king 🍄 👑 🥰

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Presented without comment, because we all know

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Not my Lyft driver crashing out over the traffic… precisely while the Beatles’ “Across The Universe” plays on his tunes. Chef’s kiss.

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There are street closures all over the north side of Chicago rn. The resulting gridlock fucking blows.

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That’s that me Nescafé

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anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

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Christina Aguilera:

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Get they ass, Greta! Get they ass! 💥

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A gay (me), facing down the Bog:

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My best Judy’s to me at the clerb:

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::jumps out from the shadows in a dark alley:: “The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo! Boo!” Eat my ass, Tom (derogatory).

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freedomflotilla.org/ffc-tracker/ The tracker on the site (and the Garmin backup tracker) appears to be malfunctioning/not loading properly. They said their communications are being jammed to interfere with navigation and outside attempts to keep tabs on their journey as they approach the blockade.

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There are apparently several people on Bluesky — beyond today’s main character lady — who do not know about the reference, either. And they are presssssed. Ha!

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Babe, the reference is “the girls are fighting!” Don’t you know anything?!

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Sarah Kendzior must be so tired of getting tagged/being proven right.

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Between this and those two beefing bitches, it looks like we have entered the “Leopards eating each other’s faces” portion of the program

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Jonah to the whale

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Please share. Missing 24 year old. Missing from #Thompson #Manitoba #Canada #MMIM www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

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No (giving everyone sloppy)

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David, David, you hoopty-ass clown…

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STEAM YOUR FLAGS LADIES!

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Macron: “Carve an Israeli state out of a portion of Idaho. See? Easy.”

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There’s that expression, “Art reflects life.” We’re in one of those periods of human history where a much higher proportion of art created which “reflects” life is going to be about this sort of future. We’ve already seen it in the last 20 years, but it seems like there’s been an increase recently.

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“Either you are with us Or with the terrorists,” Meaning “Keep your people under control And resistance-censored,” Meaning “We go the loot And the nukes.” - Suheir Hammad, “First Writing Since”

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I cannot stress enough how much of a Def Con 1 moment this is. Federal judges fear that the President of the United States will stand down security for judges in retaliation for adverse decisions. This is such a huge story.

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In the US, the two major parties are center-right, and far right. That’s it. If you believe otherwise at this point, I’d love to talk to you about a great opportunity involving crypto. 🪙

There are, um, a lot… But I guess we can start with the man himself, @lukelukeluke.bsky.social, my mushroom king 🍄 👑 🥰

Presented without comment, because we all know

Not my Lyft driver crashing out over the traffic… precisely while the Beatles’ “Across The Universe” plays on his tunes. Chef’s kiss.

There are street closures all over the north side of Chicago rn. The resulting gridlock fucking blows.

That’s that me Nescafé

anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane

Christina Aguilera:

Get they ass, Greta! Get they ass! 💥

A gay (me), facing down the Bog:

My best Judy’s to me at the clerb:

::jumps out from the shadows in a dark alley:: “The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo! Boo!” Eat my ass, Tom (derogatory).

freedomflotilla.org/ffc-tracker/ The tracker on the site (and the Garmin backup tracker) appears to be malfunctioning/not loading properly. They said their communications are being jammed to interfere with navigation and outside attempts to keep tabs on their journey as they approach the blockade.

There are apparently several people on Bluesky — beyond today’s main character lady — who do not know about the reference, either. And they are presssssed. Ha!

Babe, the reference is “the girls are fighting!” Don’t you know anything?!

Sarah Kendzior must be so tired of getting tagged/being proven right.

Between this and those two beefing bitches, it looks like we have entered the “Leopards eating each other’s faces” portion of the program

Jonah to the whale

Please share. Missing 24 year old. Missing from #Thompson #Manitoba #Canada #MMIM www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

No (giving everyone sloppy)

David, David, you hoopty-ass clown…

STEAM YOUR FLAGS LADIES!

Macron: “Carve an Israeli state out of a portion of Idaho. See? Easy.”

“Either you are with us Or with the terrorists,” Meaning “Keep your people under control And resistance-censored,” Meaning “We go the loot And the nukes.” - Suheir Hammad, “First Writing Since”

I cannot stress enough how much of a Def Con 1 moment this is. Federal judges fear that the President of the United States will stand down security for judges in retaliation for adverse decisions. This is such a huge story.

Hey, kid… You ever seen somebody get their ass beat with the Septuagint? Cool, me neither.

Ah yes, the moon. Is there anything more romantic than a huge fucking rock

🤧

no shade to Mother Nature but girl, fuck your pollen, hate it here

Try again