tonybighouse.bsky.social
TTRPG player and speed run fan. Also gaming on PC and console. Socially awkward, sometimes funny, mostly harmless. On the spectrum. He/him.
I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.
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I'm almost certain he cheated with the Muskrat's help.
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When I did that once, it was because the ethernet jack on the motherboard quit working. Everything else worked fine, so why replace the MB when I could slot in a working card instead?
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In case it isn't clear, I very much doubt he won legitimately, and I've felt that way ever since he opened his goddamn mouth about it.
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Remember the time Donold said Elon knows those vote-counting computers? And then no one investigated or called for a recount?
That was last November and I'm still pissed about it.
We could be on the edge of WW3 because the richest man in the world colluded with other rich men to rig the election.
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I'd rather see a 2024 election investigation.
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X Y ⬇️⬆️ the trolley, obviously.
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This happened to me once. Free pizza chain FTW.
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I've had this happen before. The best I've gotten is a triple fuck up chain. So long as the pizzas are edible, I say ride that free pizza train.
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I appreciate your love for fruit but no. It is absolutely not.
There must be other timelines that you get mangoes in that don't have the collapse of my country's democracy. Or at the very least, ones where everyone gets mangoes.
Annnnnd now I'm hungry.
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DO NOT drink that much water, you could die from water intoxication. Yes it's a real thing, google "hold your wii for a wii" and see for yourself.
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I've said it before: wake me when the revolution starts, let me know when we start fighting back.
Because there's no other way out of this.
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And no protest, no matter the size, is going to make them do it. Because they fear him and his forceful retaliation more than they fear you and your angry signs.
You have to be a bigger threat to them than the Orange Prick and his minions are. Numbers aren't enough when they have guns and tear gas.
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You gotta maintain that mysterious ways crap and be more subtle. Like a massive stroke or a brain aneurysm or replacing their blood with ketamine. And then maybe a few of their fiercest allies, both domestic and foreign, to really drive the point home: being evil is bad and you will die.
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we don't talk about b. no one should.
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I rolled low when I wanted to roll high, and high when I wanted to roll low. This is a trend that has continued through life and gaming.
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Adorable.
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Follow the post op instructions to the letter. Do not, for instance, let your significant other make you drive her and drag you around for wedding planning and end up tearing a stitch. It is... unpleasant.
But seriously, let it heal.
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It's just them deliberately making it a PITA to report or complain, hoping that you'll just give up.
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One time I was half-sleeping and my ex-wife was trying to wake me up, as soon as she tried to shake me I opened my my eyes and hit her with the full "BAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOWENYAAAAAAAAA MAMABEATSEBABAH" and scared the crap out of her. No regrets, other than the relationship itself. 🤣
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It's exactly why they don't care if their actions have consequences.
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As a 43 year-old, I want to know what constitutes a fancy apple slicer and where I can get one.
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Welp, if he dies, he dies; nothing of value will be lost.