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tonytwoteeth.bsky.social

We gone laugh, talk shit, and dance at all times. Peace, Love, and Skeets 🫶🏾♎️ 📍Dallas #Raiders #Warriors #USCTrojans #MyDU #Sky-PreCheck 🦍🤙🏾 Wanna Be Turf Dancer😂

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I have a coworker who damn near confessed her love to me during Christmas. I hope I don’t see her tonight cuz I’m in her part of town 😂

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It’s so much crack in this open.spotify.com/track/2w2cc3...

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I know my car. Who is you playing with?

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8 pieces of chicken for $5?! Let me get 16 of them bitches PUHLEEZ

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That nigga got a song called Holy Blindfold 😂. That’s a weird title 😂

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Real racist but imma get it

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Before you leave that house today make sure you put too much Vaseline on that face in honor of Juneteenth

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Well if you in Atlanta for Juneteenth, stop by magic city between 3-9 pm. I’ll be there in my itty bitty two piece

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HAPPY JUNETEENTH!

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Under and side

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Underboob so GOAT’d

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I’m looking for a skeet I saw earlier but @almasuono.bsky.social got my shit lit up with her reskeets. I’m bout to give up in a sec😂

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Peaking loading

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If you're Black and off tomorrow, make some noise.

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Finally got unscary and launched my meal prep/catering business & we’re starting off with a Juneteenth plate 🥹 so if you’re in the DMV & wanna support please follow @/radiancekitchendmv on IG.

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Slumber?! God forbid a nigga talk a walk at night for mental clarity

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Happy Juneteenth my nigga!

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🎶I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET ALONG THE BOULEVARD OF EMPTY DREAMS WHERE THE CITY SLEEPS AND IM THE ONLY ONE I WALK ALONE🎶

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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

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They ain’t getting pass the couch 🤣🤣

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“We gone be outside this weekend!!!!” Just lying to themselves😂. You not finna pump fake me

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answer the phone when a real nigga call 📲 in my best Dom Kennedy voice

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Well damn😂

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“Male loneliness” nigga read a book gyahhhdamm

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I did not expect to battle my oven shutting off on me. My oven shutoff in the middle preheating and I had to use the breaker switch to get it back on. Turns out the city of Dallas got some range limit to where it has to heat to 450 once in order for it to not shutoff. That’s stupid as hell😂

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A talk about paying a SINGULAR bill could’ve been had. Apply her money to allat that shit? Hella outta pocket

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“I took” … her approach to this lesson is trash as hell… she trash as hell for this message.

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Look like Pluto got another hit for the summer!

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The Dejounte Murray Pivot episode was waaaay more heavy than I expected it to be. Wasn’t as heavy as Michael Beasleys but bruh could’ve taken it there if he wanted to. I ain’t never heard bruh talk forreal but it was still a good episode fosho.

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Nigga told me he about to be “unc” because he’s turning 27 next week. I told that nigga shut that shit up. You big bruh if anything😂

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