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My mom makes deviled eggs since she doesn't normally get enough protein. I told her she should make egg salad and she got offended??? What????

Simone Biles owning that swimmer grifter on that other site

I'm so sick of discourse

Ever see how your parents handle shit and realize why you are the way you are

Why is Ginny and Georgia the way it is

Sports are so dumb like what do you mean I'm nervous over men making me happy putting a silly ball through a silly hoop for bragging rights

Screaming at stupid game shows on gsn no one knows any fucking answers I'm going crazy

Thankful for the drama to distract me from how fucking nervous I am for the NBA finals

I know *that* app is evil but days like today

Why is there barely any diversity in the WCWS broadcasting team

The Oklahoma City Thunder are in the NBA Finals I'm about to to be BROKE

It would be cool to be born intelligent 😭. I want to jump start an effort to help women's sports with NIL at Arkansas but I don't even have a clue where to begin

Won a massive award while serving iktr

My friend just won national college softball player of the year 😭😭😭😭

Anyone else watch family feud and get irrationally angry because they don't understand the question

My friend rules. Just thought I should brag.

Sup bsky it's been a minute

Oh my god why do they keep thinking playing out of the back is working #uswnt

Woo pig

Pls keep the ball off Campbell's foot #uswnt

Stop playing the ball so slowly out of the back I beg #uswnt

Now that's what I call ball movement!!! Started by the youngin! #uswnt

Can uncle un-retire?? Please? #uswnt

lol what a terrible read by the keeper #uswnt

Staying with my mom for the first time in years while we fix up my house to sell and holy shit no wonder I'm the way I am. I was spoiled materially but always wondered why I was always so private. Weird, snide, quick remarks if something isn't the way she wants it. Pointing out EVERYTHING I do

Michelle Trachtenberg being part of my childhood this blows a lot