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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
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I’m entering the peak ‘pint-per-minute’ phase of my pre-match preparations. #nufc

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Wordle 1,436 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Smack my bitch up.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

We’re getting free beers and Ratcliffe dishes out tears. Lovely stuff. #nufc

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I wish the mackems a safe trip back to chicken town. A derby isn’t the worst idea, now we’re fucking class! #nufc

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

Happy with the Burn news. He won’t lose the pace he’s never had before he’s 40(ish). I would only be concerned if he shrank about 6 inches and stopped being fucking mint. #nufc

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“Fellow Whites” has never began a sentence I’ve actually read. Throw me a bone here.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If goals had aids…

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If a football game could portray aids, tonight has delivered a prime candidate. Shit the bed. This is offending my eyes.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Last time Rio Ferdinand had a good idea, 3 children died. He dribbled throughout.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

One day, Lynsey Hipgrave will fall in love with me. We’ll stroll around various European cities before she has to work in the evening. I’d be humble and surprised about her fondness for me. Very surprised.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This game will be 0-0 at full time. They’re both so shit and terrified of losing. I’m usually wrong. Let’s see.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I’m team Ange tonight. He’s useless but my dislike of him and spurs is dwarfed by the contempt I’ll alway hold for Man Utd. I hope they lose, and get aids.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Well KDB’s Mrs isn’t a a swamp donkey. Kudos.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

KDB deserves a decent send off. It’s rare I acknowledge the brilliance of players at other clubs. Generational talent, that lad. #mcfc

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment