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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
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I love Sara and know she doesn’t choose the new music, that the BBC definitely don’t get paid to promote… I have always loved Ashcroft also, but if music could get aids, this would be it. A lazy shitfest. That is all.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I’ve left a few jobs by ‘mutual consent’ over the years. It had nothing to do with me calling them a bunch of cunts. Probably. Will we miss the square-root of fuck all that Mitchell did? Why nah! Eddie will have a list, it’ll be mint. Give him the company plastic, give him everything. #nufc

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wordle 1,437 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You’ve either got it or you haven’t. Marvel at my modesty.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It’s all about next season. I’ve actually tried this year and done worse than ever. I’ve genuinely picked a team at the start of the season before, moved abroad and got pissed for a year, making no changes, and done better than I did this season. #fpl

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bedtime mofo’s. We got there, somehow. I have no fingernails left, nor dignity after running around celebrating Man Utd goals. But, as a wise man once said…. “Fuck it, we’re there” - Captain James Cook, c1770 AD. #nufc

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Champions league homemade curry and Naan. Sopping up a lot of beer, internally. Chicken & Vegetable Jalfrezi. 🍽️

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Alan Hansen looks like a suntanned man with some serious skeletons in his closet. Just saying.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Well that was easy… When we conceded, I had full confidence Man Utd would help us out. I’ve been so complimentary about them this season. It’s paid off… #nufc #nufc

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I’m entering the peak ‘pint-per-minute’ phase of my pre-match preparations. #nufc

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Wordle 1,436 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Smack my bitch up.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We’re getting free beers and Ratcliffe dishes out tears. Lovely stuff. #nufc

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I wish the mackems a safe trip back to chicken town. A derby isn’t the worst idea, now we’re fucking class! #nufc

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Happy with the Burn news. He won’t lose the pace he’s never had before he’s 40(ish). I would only be concerned if he shrank about 6 inches and stopped being fucking mint. #nufc

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“Fellow Whites” has never began a sentence I’ve actually read. Throw me a bone here.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If goals had aids…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If a football game could portray aids, tonight has delivered a prime candidate. Shit the bed. This is offending my eyes.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments