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Yerp they want them as armored escorts.
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➡️ Provoke unrest through aggressive federal action ➡️ Accuse local leaders of failing to respond ➡️ Justify federal military deployment ➡️ Claim constitutional authority through the Insurrection Act (or threat of it) Let’s call this what it is:
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Turns out they only fear the jackboot when they're not wearing it.
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Be water.
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Newsom sucks, but he doesn't want this either.
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This ain't even close to a rebellion.
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At the request of the governor and mayor, and the '92 riots these aren't even close. Premature ejaculation on Trump's part.
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It's why I got an invite.
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Sailors famously not bunging holes.
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Penguin. Your tongue would stick to it.
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They probably get dunked on at home, too.
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Waiting for the remix...
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"But if there are hairs present, it's not pedophilia." Peter Schiff
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love smogtown
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Someone should ask Musk what DOGE plans to do with all the data they are collecting, since they're burning bridges.
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Fucking disgusting cosplay.
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The name is Bond, Iago Bond.
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So from a concentration camp to a kangaroo court? I guess that's slightly better.
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So an improvement, yes?
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"See, hoofprints DO equal zebra!"
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No, you see, he's NOT a pedophile, just a criminal child fucker.
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Excuse me, he's a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
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lmao.
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The Forward Party is "keep politics out of politics." From the same people who believe that corporate culture was a neutral, normalizing culture and not just watered-down business as usual.
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Fight fire with fire is how you burn down the country.
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But don't call him impulsive or short-tempered.
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It's 7 mph in my city. Don't ask me how I know.
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I was onboard until I saw the Sinbad Shazaam movie.
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politics
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I wouldn't use so many o's.
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No one can be this dumb; I don't think you have a girlfriend.
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It was his original newsletter.
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Don't worry, tomorrow is DOGE purge day.
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They're laughing now, but when the makeup sex hits the news, they're gonna be sorry.
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D and then you won't have to do B/C and won't notice A.