tornadojoe.bsky.social
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Extensions? I care more about privacy & security. Sync across devices? Safari does it better. Integration w/other Google services is bad, not good. Chrome gets faster updates? Because it’s crappy & needs them. Still a memory-hog. Customization? No, privacy! Adding a feature Safari has? 🙄 Bad advice.
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Thanks for the update.
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So when are the courts going to start enforcing their orders??
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Let’s hope it gets really shitty really quickly. But that being said: It is deeply distressing that the only “out” we have is infighting between the MAGAt morons rather than a functioning Congress or SCOTUS. We sat in our warming water far too long, and now we lack the ability to jump out.
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Good luck.
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What’s the over/under on how long before she becomes the latest Elmo-spawn-incubator?
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Wait, I thought Corey Lewandowski transitioned into Krispy Noem.
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“Went ahead and went back”? So, you… stayed in place? (Probably easier to art that way.)
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As opposed to getting info from the guy who introduced the NEW POPE like he’s a starter for the CHICAGO BULLS?
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Maybe if Comey didn’t help make the Syphilitic Yam POTUS in 2016, the SS (fitting) wouldn’t care what Comey had to say in 2025.
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Best. Soundtrack. Ever.
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Well, to be fair: In 2016 Comey fucked around, so it’s probably time for him to find out.
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I kinda like Comey’s suggestion.
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I bet he’s black, too.
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The Syphilitic Yam isn’t that smart. His social-media diarrhea-bursts are a direct colon to his maggot-infested brain. The “distraction” is the shitstorm his handlers are unleashing all at once to “shock and awe” everyone into stunned paralysis (and also a rush to cause harm before courts step in).
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Ironic that she shot that in her car and posted it on TikTok or no?
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And his previous position will be filled by Cardinal Updog.
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Outstanding.
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And that’s why you always leave a note.
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Isn’t Cardinal Rawdog on the short-list?
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Only if he can impregnate a few while he’s there.
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Well how else would you indicate the slight pause in singing the lyrics, Captain Punctuation McSmartypants??
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“The Godfather”, wedding scene.
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“Mission Impossible 3: Time for Wapner!”
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“Sit down, Cardinal Secola, you’ll never win!”
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Hey, how about a “spoiler alert” here.
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I had to have my mom read this to me and now we’re both offended.
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Yeah, she resigned because y’all are nuzzling Trump’s taint these days, like your boss Jeff Bozos.
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Is there an election this week?
Will we have another free, fair election ever again?
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Looking forward to your Expos-é!
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#NowPlaying: Dr. John > City Lights > Dance the Night Away with You.
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I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
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And that’s why he moved more like Captain Dan than Lamar Jackson.
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Groucho Meowarx?
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Imma wait for Matt Damon’s “We Bought a Pope”.
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We have the highly sentient meats!
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Not anymore, pal. From now on, it’ll be Lake Great Again!
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Which one’s the dude?
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WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO THEM??
<touches earpiece> Wait…
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That’s fake. The paws are too big.
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Say it isn’t so!
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Dude, not today.
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Roberts. Is. Trump’s. Bitch. Just like the other five. Just like Trump said. Just like the fascist Federalist Society planned.
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But her penis!
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He has an *enormous* handicap. He’s a syphilitic yam.
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Maybe leasing would’ve been a better option.
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DID ANYONE ASK IF THE PENGUINS SENT THEM
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“We asked for him back but they said ‘no’. Sorry. 🤷🏼♂️”
We need judges to start putting govt representatives in jail for contempt until they start complying. Just work up the chain of command until someone says “I’m not willing to suffer that.”
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I did the math. They’re already eliminated from playoff contention.
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Don’t forget Tim Cook’s $1M donation to King PeePants.