torshi.bsky.social
Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
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For reals. Have they even burned a single cop car???
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Wait, please explain
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Damn right
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Journalists are in fact the people who make a thing a lasting news cycle or not
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I'm getting "member of death cult" so I guess it's a pretty versatile piece
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I suspect they're sisters but I believe in my DEEPEST HEART that they're in love
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Stede/Ed 🏴☠️🏴☠️
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Dang you could just drop your phone in the pocket
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Insufficient commitment!! Gets em every time
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There's two teenage girls that ride an ebike around my neighborhood, both without helmets and the one who rides in back has long hair that streams out behind her. The mom in me wishes they'd wear helmets but the human in me loves them without limit or reservation.
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Life gets better if you can get to "my gender is 'delight and amusement that all of you dummies got my gender wrong'"
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I call all my kids "serf"
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PUT IT ALL IN BARBS
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I'll take that over my reaction to humidity, melting into a sad puddle of human until someone brings me a cold beverage
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Oh cool so everyone has to print them out on printer paper and tape them together, that's definitely equivalent
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Are you new here?
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It's soooo worth the wait
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"...and black people now that we're discussing my inferiors. And like, we all have to agree women are PRETTY annoying"
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Wow this sounds like an unbearably pretentious evening. I'd probably go if he were in Seattle though
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I don't know what it's called but I've used it exactly one time when I was super messed up from a knee injury and it made me feel unbelievably better
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This exists!!!! My physical therapist has one and it's incredible
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My partner has been saying Trump was gonna put Elon in jail since before the election and I have to reluctantly admit maybe he wasn't wrong
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OMG, for real??? Incredible
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Wow my partner figured out the same trick
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Grim shit
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I love her
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He retired early and spends most of his time birding now
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Was it Barbra Streisand who had her dog cloned? My god there are so many crazy, selfish things people will take your money to do if you have enough of it that don't hurt anyone. Jkr could have her own cruise ship. She could own all sorts of neat little islands
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She could start a zoo of just the animals she likes and require the zookeepers to let her pet any animal any time she wants. She could start a mall with only her favorite stores. She could live in the most fanciful, wild castle she can imagine
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You'd have to tell your friends "gps is gonna tell you to turn right on Euclid but please turn left on Euclid"
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Us too but Boston
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Money can buy you happiness in many vastly more effective ways than whatever the hell jkr is doing. Get therapy! Go on extravagant vacations! Professional massage every single day!
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Do I believe a preschooler can give someone a black eye, absolutely. Do I believe that's what happened here, absolutely not
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Wow, I'm so excited to have weirdos from an openly hostile federal government fly in to "empower" my state's much more competent and knowledgeable firefighters this fire season. This is gonna go great
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The universal language of NO, FUCK **YOU**, BUDDY
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Oh cool, a picture of my gender
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I'm glad he at least admits it
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People gonna be beating each other up trying to get this one for their kids at Christmas. Ironic...
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For the love of god, yes. Why do people do this!!
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RETVRN
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Stoked to check this out
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Ugh this kid is gonna get engaged like six times before she makes one stick, I can just tell already
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You're right and it's exhausting how many people fight with you about it
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All hail catfrog