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tortoise.dad
your friendly neighborhood vector control tech. husband and dad interested in tortoises, disco, soil science, running, and forums! redlands, ca ko6dla
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another good reason to take my daily zyrtec

🐢Radiated tortoise (Astrochelys radiata) in Hartley's Crocodile Adventures. Max carapace length 38 cm (15"). From Madagascar. Has been introduced to Réunion and Mauritius. Threatened by poaching and habitat destruction. Considered Critically endangered by the IUCN. 📷by David Clode on Unsplash

#nowplaying

My first dragon fruit blossom opened up last night!!! #bloomscrolling

Someone I'm close to does this really fucking irritating thing where they text "can you take a call?" about something that can easily just be a text

My mom said that I should just use simple syrup for my hummingbird feeder and make sure it's fresh. I've been using store bought concentrate that's probably kinda old

🎵 My milkweed brings all the monarchs to the yard 🎶

Told Roxane I was going for three but it's probably going to be five.... Smoke em if you got em

Moved my bird feeders to the backyard. Hoping the new placement will actually attract birds this time

Went camping real quick and found some cool guys in the forest

The days are just packed! Feels like the party shark was just here a couple days ago. Happy Friday, gang!

Columbines for your #bloomscrolling pleasure

5 miles with negative splits. Not bad considering how much I was dreading it. Preworkout's good for somethin

about to downgrade to my oneplus 5t

mmmmmm now I'm craving baghali polo

#nowplaying The Killingtons s/t (2000)

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Ran 8 miles this morning. Spent all day playing with the kids and their friends. The edible is kicking in and I'm about to slam a filet-o-fish. What a great day. Absolutely exhausted

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Bluesky Runners: What's the best tool for trailrunning routes and mapping that ISN'T Strava?

Hell yes there are ripe peaches on the tree I planted last May. 🍑