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tortoise.dad

your friendly neighborhood vector control tech. husband and dad interested in tortoises, disco, soil science, running, and forums! redlands, ca ko6dla

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Thinking about that one pet shop customer that forced his friendship on me. Insisted he wasn't racist bc he had a black step brother. And got super pissed off when I didn't tell him we were having a second baby

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Brb bawling bc my first baby is 8 years old today

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Love too feel like I spent the entire day trying to get a two year old back on their sleep schedule

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Had to whip up some pollo saltado real quick even though I didn't have the stuff to make aji verde to go with it

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Booooo! Hisssssss!

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5 mile run in 90 degree heat. Rough conditions but got it done

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#nowplaying #jazzsky #lesmccann

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Taking my kid to a new dentist and there's a dude in the waiting room playing an acoustic guitar like it's his living room

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

another good reason to take my daily zyrtec

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🐢Radiated tortoise (Astrochelys radiata) in Hartley's Crocodile Adventures. Max carapace length 38 cm (15"). From Madagascar. Has been introduced to Réunion and Mauritius. Threatened by poaching and habitat destruction. Considered Critically endangered by the IUCN. 📷by David Clode on Unsplash

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

#nowplaying

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My first dragon fruit blossom opened up last night!!! #bloomscrolling

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Someone I'm close to does this really fucking irritating thing where they text "can you take a call?" about something that can easily just be a text

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

My mom said that I should just use simple syrup for my hummingbird feeder and make sure it's fresh. I've been using store bought concentrate that's probably kinda old

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

🎵 My milkweed brings all the monarchs to the yard 🎶

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Told Roxane I was going for three but it's probably going to be five.... Smoke em if you got em

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Moved my bird feeders to the backyard. Hoping the new placement will actually attract birds this time

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Went camping real quick and found some cool guys in the forest

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

The days are just packed! Feels like the party shark was just here a couple days ago. Happy Friday, gang!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Columbines for your #bloomscrolling pleasure

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Thinking about that one pet shop customer that forced his friendship on me. Insisted he wasn't racist bc he had a black step brother. And got super pissed off when I didn't tell him we were having a second baby

Brb bawling bc my first baby is 8 years old today

Love too feel like I spent the entire day trying to get a two year old back on their sleep schedule

Had to whip up some pollo saltado real quick even though I didn't have the stuff to make aji verde to go with it

Booooo! Hisssssss!

5 mile run in 90 degree heat. Rough conditions but got it done

#nowplaying #jazzsky #lesmccann

Taking my kid to a new dentist and there's a dude in the waiting room playing an acoustic guitar like it's his living room

another good reason to take my daily zyrtec

🐢Radiated tortoise (Astrochelys radiata) in Hartley's Crocodile Adventures. Max carapace length 38 cm (15"). From Madagascar. Has been introduced to Réunion and Mauritius. Threatened by poaching and habitat destruction. Considered Critically endangered by the IUCN. 📷by David Clode on Unsplash

#nowplaying

My first dragon fruit blossom opened up last night!!! #bloomscrolling

Someone I'm close to does this really fucking irritating thing where they text "can you take a call?" about something that can easily just be a text

My mom said that I should just use simple syrup for my hummingbird feeder and make sure it's fresh. I've been using store bought concentrate that's probably kinda old

🎵 My milkweed brings all the monarchs to the yard 🎶

Told Roxane I was going for three but it's probably going to be five.... Smoke em if you got em

Moved my bird feeders to the backyard. Hoping the new placement will actually attract birds this time

Went camping real quick and found some cool guys in the forest

The days are just packed! Feels like the party shark was just here a couple days ago. Happy Friday, gang!

Columbines for your #bloomscrolling pleasure

5 miles with negative splits. Not bad considering how much I was dreading it. Preworkout's good for somethin

about to downgrade to my oneplus 5t

mmmmmm now I'm craving baghali polo

#nowplaying The Killingtons s/t (2000)

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