totalctrl.bsky.social
Previous semi-pro cynic. Now an amateur nihilist. Following AI/ML and INFOSEC.
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Finally! All the MAGA people in line for these jobs now have their chance!
Let's go MAGA! Get out there in that hot sun! Grab that toilet brush! Sit out in the sun with that toilet brush!
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There used to be a word for people like Logan: traitor. He should never pose in front of a US flag for photos.
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And to combat all of this, we walk around in the streets with signs that read, "Hey, stop doing this or I'll say stop again!".
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A friggin stroke hours after meeting him...
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So... The pope had a stroke hours after meeting JD Vance.
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Them penguins are gonna pay! #MAGA
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Trump's gonna make them penguins pay!
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It's Trump's 5000D chess!
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Musk gave checks to Nicholas Jacobs and Ekaterina Diestler. Who are they?
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We need to make a point to take a massive dump on this dude when we catch the news that anyone in his family is sick or has died.
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Why did the MAGA hat fart in the library?
Because it refused to stay silent, even when it clearly should’ve!
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I 100% agree. From now on I will only post fart jokes so my dearest sweet only-true-Christian MAGA brothers and sisters can join in the civil communication.
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I assume these are worn by Russian elite forces. Do they ride into battle on a donkey with these?
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Does he mean that he canceled the 9th state, New Hampshire? 😱
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Trump doesn't even know anything about Project 2025. He said so, and Trump never lies! He's like, better than "Honest Abe" Lincoln. He has better TV ratings than Lincoln, too!
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Is she wearing a rubber mask? Is she actually a reptilian? I'm just asking questions.
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Kim Jong Un, AI and Aerospace Engineer! Nice. His resume must be an exhausting read.
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It's only day 66 of the Trump/Vance/Musk presidency.
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Queue the beads of sweat on her forehead.
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Sherlock Musk is on the case! 🥴
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No, it must be that Signal is installed on the same phone twice... They would never do this on their personal, unsecured phone. 🤪
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Past presidents do not comment on current presidents. I don't like it, but it's a tradition. You must be new to how the US government works. You aren't going to find a past president leading a protest. You can't count Trump, because he's a tool.
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Past presidents are the past. Assess the current situation and attack. Dems always play it safe. That's going to be awesome when we all end up in concentration camps. And if you understand how power works and reference history, that's where we're heading.
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Just wait. Ukraine was responsible for 17% of Soviet defense production and 25% of its scientific research. The bear woke up a dragon.
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"Egon Musk takes care of all of that. I know nothing."
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He only hires people with the most bigly brains!
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"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!" ~ Marie-Antoinette d'Autriche
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I think Taco Bell must keep stoners in cages in their food lab for product testing.
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The random killing of grandmothers is the Russian way. The sad truth is they were probably aiming for a kindergarten.
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Fox News only exists for far-right propaganda. Right now, it's going to be an all-pro-Russian news cycle.
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All I hear is, "Let them eat cake."
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But... but... but..., removing all non-whites from all programs and erasing their history is not racist! A Roman salute is not a Nazi salute!
Holy shit, I gotta stop. I just gave myself a headache.
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Good thing it opens up a new scam tactic. Now, criminals will call the elderly to "help" them with their social security.
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And she buckles under any time she has a chance to vote against fascism. Words are cheap.
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1 in 4 Black men (most under 55) voted for Trump. My question is, what do they think about this?
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Mmmm long distance phone bills. Not so fun.
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A cosmic doorway, flickering between a screaming mouth and a forgotten god's eye. Shifting, breathing, watching you back with complete knowledge of your darkest secrets.
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Whoa whoa whoa... Vance told a lie?!!!
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And what are the Dems going to do? Like I've said a hundred times. They ain't doing squat. We're f*cked.