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toxicjuicebox.bsky.social
we come to this place to lie… … just a lil, as a treat
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Shid how else am I gonna trim my bush…

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Wiggling my hips to this rn

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Be like a pigeon. Aim high, stay unbothered, and when life gets messy, just remember it’s someone else’s car.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I will be auditioning for the role of Bedtime Bear, from the packaging for Sleepy Time Tea… Goodnight!

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

I think we, as a society, should have Pride events whenever we gosh dang feel like... June is too hot and sweaty for me (most of the time).

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

One thing about me is that I LOVE the Pirates of the Caribbean (ride and movie franchise). The idea of being a pirate in general sounds free and nice.

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i'd never live in europe i don't think i could wake up that early

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hire me to be your reply guy you won’t regret it

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I would like to have a room entirely dedicated to video games one day. It will be full of very large plushies (similar to the one pictured) and have either a projector or a large TV to play Pokemon, Animal Crossing, or other Nintendo Games. A goal, a dream, if you will…

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he blocks your path

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I will be leaving the country if this works in favour of the Southern Baptists. Thank you.

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i love that every political party has weaponised incompetence, truly what an era to be alive

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Reflecting. Pondering. Considering. Hmmm….. I hope you 🫵 do the same sometimes

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social media in ‘25: this is meaningless

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I am a ray of sunshine that bestows warmth and happiness upon everyone I meet. You’re welcome.

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Ya know… juxtaposing “I Can’t Give You Anything but Love” with “Radioactive” yielded a better musical transition than I initially anticipated 🤔 much to think abt

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In honor of *gestures generally*, I’ll be listening to Judy Garland and Imagine Dragons today

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it truly doesn’t matter where you put spaces in SQL… she really just said, “let the query breath,” and I think that’s beautiful

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nuttin like cracking open a fresh gallon of 1% milk amirite?

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In all honesty, I get overwhelmed very easily… I just tend to walk away from overwhelming things until they become whelming things

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I am in need of a titty massage… thank you for your consideration

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HOW IS THIS NOT CRYPTIC!?!? Aliens!? What!?

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

As contrary as it may seem… I actually enjoy my job and find my work cool… the vibes are just bad most of the time

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Bob Burger ruined my life

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FWIW, I think it’s okay to post your penis on the internet (most of the time); however, do NOT share your location, vacation plans, SSN, detailed descriptions of your pics, etc… you may be defrauded or burgled!

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