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toxicjuicebox.bsky.social
we come to this place to lie… … just a lil, as a treat
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an ice cold glass of 1% milk

My conspiracy bleets

Feeling tired and kinda don’t feel like celebrating pride this year ngl :/

#fcft13th

Gavin Newsome sucks, but when there’s a well groomed pit bull biting your enemy’s leg then you let him have at it

Where were you when you sat down and listened to this song for the first time?

It’s quazy how you all live all over the world… like what ARE you ~doing~ over there?? I don’t even know…!

Mark your calendars!! New England Pride (new thing, I just made it up) will be hosted on the weekend of October 3-5. Deets to come! See you there!

Double-shot iced americano please and thank you

Can *iiiii* submit articles of impeachment??? Like lil ol me??

I love how oomf has a particular Vibe on this app. Not a Brand, per se, but a Vibe nonetheless…

Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻

happy pride everyone

Shid how else am I gonna trim my bush…

Wiggling my hips to this rn

Be like a pigeon. Aim high, stay unbothered, and when life gets messy, just remember it’s someone else’s car.

I will be auditioning for the role of Bedtime Bear, from the packaging for Sleepy Time Tea… Goodnight!

I think we, as a society, should have Pride events whenever we gosh dang feel like... June is too hot and sweaty for me (most of the time).

One thing about me is that I LOVE the Pirates of the Caribbean (ride and movie franchise). The idea of being a pirate in general sounds free and nice.

i'd never live in europe i don't think i could wake up that early

hire me to be your reply guy you won’t regret it

I would like to have a room entirely dedicated to video games one day. It will be full of very large plushies (similar to the one pictured) and have either a projector or a large TV to play Pokemon, Animal Crossing, or other Nintendo Games. A goal, a dream, if you will…

he blocks your path

I will be leaving the country if this works in favour of the Southern Baptists. Thank you.

i love that every political party has weaponised incompetence, truly what an era to be alive

Reflecting. Pondering. Considering. Hmmm….. I hope you 🫵 do the same sometimes

social media in ‘25: this is meaningless

I am a ray of sunshine that bestows warmth and happiness upon everyone I meet. You’re welcome.