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we come to this place to lie… … just a lil, as a treat
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Everyone say “Happy Pride, Justin!”

ever gotten to third base with a tetrahedron?

Need moar tattoos

Oh the way I’m FARTING today from getting fucked for less than 20 mins last night lmfao IM BACK

I'm a great Father's Day gift btw

god only god only knows why tho

I’m at the pride parade I’m at the no kings march I’m at the combination pride parade and no kings march

Love how the boston pride parade was like half no kings protest too

I love watching some people go about their normal routine all while a pride parade is happening around them

Hot dad at pride (with wife? and kid) wearing a crop top + low rise jeans and holding a sign in the parade did something to me on a spiritual level

I met a woman who was deeply troubled today… very angry Italian vibes I’m afraid…

Not all angels are in heaven, I for example, am at work!

Wow! Oomf lives in the Boston area! Love learning fun facts like that.

an ice cold glass of 1% milk

My conspiracy bleets

Feeling tired and kinda don’t feel like celebrating pride this year ngl :/

#fcft13th

Gavin Newsome sucks, but when there’s a well groomed pit bull biting your enemy’s leg then you let him have at it

Where were you when you sat down and listened to this song for the first time?

It’s quazy how you all live all over the world… like what ARE you ~doing~ over there?? I don’t even know…!

Mark your calendars!! New England Pride (new thing, I just made it up) will be hosted on the weekend of October 3-5. Deets to come! See you there!

Double-shot iced americano please and thank you

Can *iiiii* submit articles of impeachment??? Like lil ol me??

I love how oomf has a particular Vibe on this app. Not a Brand, per se, but a Vibe nonetheless…

Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻

happy pride everyone

Shid how else am I gonna trim my bush…