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toxicjuicebox.bsky.social
we come to this place to lie… … just a lil, as a treat
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No ma’am… have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

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Baseball butts drive me nuts

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Nighty

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Filled my pockets with meat from the breakfast buffet for the local cats

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I feel like oomf is everyone and no one at the same time… like who ARE you??

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

70% of brunch is just moving your little drinks out of the way

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This pride month, I want to shout out all the straight boys i ride for in my life because they show up for the queers time and time again. One of whom just made me this.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

is it just me or is this globe giving bacteriophage virus?

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I have just accepted that I will not be able to get a Switch 2 anytime soon… I am making peace with it… it’s hard… especially after seeing all those cows on mario kart… but I’ll stay strong…

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Good dick have a bitch laid up talking about “wow so these are all of your Pokémon plushies!”

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I missed PS this weekend (where I intended to dress like a cowboy) so I will be dressing like a cowboy this weekend. Thank you for observing.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY GOD SO MUCH MUSIC DROPPED

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

don’t you dare ring around that rosie. I swear to god if you put those posies in your pocket….

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

First I saw oomf’s penis, next I saw a bunch of cows on Mario Kart…What a wonderful series of events, I sincerely wonder what today has in store for me!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Mario Kart World matches are being overrun entirely by Cow players

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

There is a God 🙏 Amen.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Oh… that was real… I thought that screenshot was fake but O.K.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I hope Elon gets mad enough at Trump to start up a (unfortunately) viable third party. I suspect it’ll pull mostly libertarians, but I think it’d would be funny if this infighting caused the death of America’s two party system

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Me smelling my milk this morning and I get a whiff of something *suspicious*:

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

His gay ass

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’m obsessed with this queen

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

*the congregation in unison*: amen.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I haven’t been my usual TJBoxxxy-self… my foot hurts really bad… pray for me

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

foot hurt bad

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

If I surround Myself with Positive Things, I will gain Prosperity

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

My work nemesis is being nice… hmm… perhaps he does deserve a redemption arc

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I am bluesky's best kept secret.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments