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Yeah, they don’t know what habeas corpus is, but neither does anyone who loves them. Nobody’s going to do anything about any of this. You’re a fool if you think otherwise. The dismantling of our educational system is the hurdle, and it’s far too tall by now.

A thing I think is kind of messed up is that we’ve stopped considering ‘being evil’ to be a moral failing in a person

It’s so awesome when movies have lots of dead cops in them. I will watch the stupidest action movie ever and enjoy it as long as the good guy kills lots of police.

I’m sure that all these feckless democrat cunts reading lists of all the bad things that they aren’t doing a fucking thing about is just what we need to stop this hopeless slide into fascism.

This is my political ideology

I'm pretty certain I could beat* Elon Musk at chess. *flip the board and punch him in the dick.

Until recently, I didn’t lend much credence to the democrats being controlled opposition, but as of the last few weeks, I’m damn near certain that they are. Fuck this stupid reality. We deserve a dictatorship.

I know there are loads of innocent victims of this rampant stupidity, but regardless, it’s pretty cool to see the leopards eat some anti-vaxxer faces. I’m exhausted with all this denial of science and good information by the remedial crowd. Time for some consequences for fucks sake.

Just watched a video about how Ice Spice basically tanked her career by rapping about poop constantly. White-knuckling my news feed through these ten years of hell really lets some important stuff slip through the cracks. Donald Trump is a shit-smelling pedophile weirdo is my point.

Whenever I see Laura Loomer, this screen cap comes to mind

How did it take this long for this image to exist?

Chapell Roan is an absolute moron and can only keep public attention on her by saying dumb shit because her music is forgettable at absolute best. Can’t wait until she’s forgotten. Every time I read her name, I know I’m about to cringe.

The gays have all the guns. Sadly, the majority of them are closeted, “proud boy” type dudes. They’re incels because they can’t follow their hearts and get some dick.

I feel like I’m in a Twilight Zone episode where a cursed cheeseburger granted my wish to fix American educational shortcomings…

Gamer culture and Trump culture are kindred spirits. They’re mostly made up of angry loser dork incels, who aren’t very good at anything real or useful, and who let a black person being a part of anything they enjoy ruin their underpants for weeks on end. Star Wars fans too.

This is literally jack’s only good post ever

Is it still “soaking” if you use a Magic Fingers vibrating bed instead of your homies?

Messaging. “They’re weird creepy losers” was great, but saying they’re “rabid dogs” that need to be “put down” is way way fucking better. Put Down All The Rabid Weirdos 2028

We need to develop orcas with legs and send them to Washington DC

If you go far enough down the illiterate rightwing conspiracy rabbit hole, they eventually become skeptical of Elon Musk because space isn’t real.

we need a new place on the computer

Boy I sure hope a fuckload of Luigis are busy in their machine shops right now. Someone should really do something about all this.

People who ask people not to swear are huge fucking dorks. Fuck them fuckers. I’m getting a new dentist.

Thinking about how this app has come to life and that maybe I can find some people here into my interests outside of politics and the current hellscape. So I search “sneakers”. Results were immediately almost all gay porn and furry art. Wish I could say never change, but jfc, Bluesky.

See! Trump, as a former president, surely knows the CIA killed JFK, and now he’s afraid they’re going to do it again because of how popular a move it would be, so he’s trying to dismantle them too.

Not to be a nut, but it’s reasonably clear that the CIA killed JFK, if only for all the tapes, evidence, etc. that they disappeared when it started to come back on them. Pretty crazy, but like, if the CIA is in that business…

DOGE slices through wasteful spending like a helicopter rotor through a passenger jet

Anyone who is against free school meal programs is weird as hell. They must be creepy sadists and need the thought of hungry children to derive pleasure from life. Only possible reason a person could be against it.

Guantanamo becoming a concentration camp is predictable, but it still seems like the wrong direction for America. We’re gonna feel terrible if this doesn’t make eggs cheaper.

RFK Jr. is a fart that became sentient and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Trump caused that plane crash with his destabilizing of government agencies OR by creating a vacuum of stupidity over DC so strong that aircraft can no longer generate lift.

What a perfect sketch. I’m in awe

Why did we stop calling them “weird”? Seemed like the only time Democrats made a good, concise point that had a positive effect on the steady decline into batshit stupidity that we’ve been doing for all of my 44 years. Seriously.

If we all used social media correctly, like this, there wouldn’t be any useful or coherent data for Zuckerberg and Musk to ruin the world with.

Yeah Elon, Trump, and literally every politician or rich person suck ass, but remember Raygun? Fuck her almost just as hard. Politics is always corrupt trash, but that dumb bitch rat-fucked *breakdancing*. My point is that selfish cunts fuck everything up and make the world worse.

OG Bluesky was all like