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Aaaaaaaare yyyyyyou ready?!
I’m not.
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I mean there was definitely a line like “I’m Mrs. Poopie, gonna need a diaper” or something like that
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Nope. That must be another dumb thing she said in between making bad music.
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The hell are you talking about “being a parent”? Are you her mom or are you saying her parents failed her?
The whole “how could a person possibly educate themselves on politics while also being a pop star” bit is just so so stupid, and I would like to see her parents answer for that.
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If they did, J6 would have been a nasty orgy and America wouldn’t have been sold as-is to a South African douche-lord that fully fits the above description and owns guns, offers women his cum jars, etc etc.
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Props to Assassin’s Creed for making a game set in Japan with a black man and a Japanese woman as leads. Masterful trolling.
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It seems so obvious
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Sorry. Obviously venting. What a time to be an American. The last week, or decade, has been like a bad, dangerous, unmaintained, haunted carnival rollercoaster run by old carnie weirdos with dementia that have a deal with Satan to feed it the souls of intelligent people capable of empathy🇺🇸
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Nothing else should be said about Mike “Self-hating Gay Christian Elf” Johnson by any blue tongue until something even WEIRDER pops up, which it will when we stop flushing all the $5 real-people donations and spend them on showing how embarrassingly, obviously weird these creepy couchfuckers are
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It’s not ideal, and counterintuitive to decent people, but pointing out that JD Vance for sure fucked a couch is way way less harmful than ‘birtherism’ or “eating the cats”. Mike Johnson having his son make sure he doesn’t relapse on gay porn is so WEIRD and true. We’ve been missing layups bad
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Republicans ARE all those things yet dems are losing important elections trying to explain shit like fascism to functionally illiterate Rambo-
Trump flag people instead of pointing out the objective reality that these weirdos(and merch) are fucking weird, and anyone who likes them is weird too.
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The problem is that their voters are so undereducated that you can’t connect those dots for them. We have to resort to schoolyard shit, because 60% of America has the intellect and education of teenagers, at best. Kids don’t want to be associated with the weird/creepy/unpopular/uncool kids.
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Thanks! Yours too! We should definitely have lots of kids
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