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In Utah they passed a bill banning books from the entire state that also stipulated that the books selected for removal also could not be redistributed or donated-- they HAD to be destroyed. So. 6 weeks is probably about right.

CHOOSE LIFE

PUTING “I MET MY PARTNER ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB” ON MY CAR

I come by my urgency to make friends and have a good time honestly. I was an only child in a neglect situation. My teens and twenties were spent being a caretaker.

I just really like that Lil NAS X is having a fun time.

I knew the next post was going to make sense.

I stand for MY president.

You’re all not ready for my heel turn to being a libertarian survivalist with a heart of gold, who hates the Nazis and will do anything to care for his gay love.

Barnes & Noble liked my post about admiring @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social’s mind. That is all.

“Fuck this,” a voice rang out. It was God. They had had enough of our bullshit.

Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com was bench pressing her usual 200lbs when her phone rang. “Hello?” she said. “I am calling to talk with you about your car’s extended warranty,” the voice explained. “I don’t have time for this,” Maureen said softly among the bustle of the gym. She ate her phone.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

I actually disagree with the talking heads saying that SCOTUS didn't decide the issue of birthright citizenship. If you've gutted the mechanism by which birthright citizenship is preserved, you've effectively ruled on the merits of birthright citizenship as to anyone who can't access the courts.

I, for one, am glad that I’ve never been wrong on the Internet.

Cuomo is a piece of shit sexual predator and a crappy politician of the kind that literally everyone in America hates. Teach your kids consent so they don’t become the next Cuomo wannabe.

My heart hurts for queer kids today.

This is so true. 99% of book bans have the intended effect: you never hear about those books again. The 1% of banned books that become infamous bestsellers elsewhere are not the norm.

Just a reminder that if you’re an author and you’re feeling a certain way about the Mahmoud decision, there’s a place for you: www.authorsagainstbookbans.com

HEY WHAT IS UP AND HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCKS OFF THIS IS WEIRD ANYWAY BACK TO POSTING MY FANFIC OF LIBRARIANS MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY BACK THEIR STUDENT LOANS

Magic 8 Ball: No Me: [hasn’t asked anything yet]

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo

Looking at my phone like “why aren’t the likes coming in” when all I’ve done is yell “fuck JK Rowling” into the void.

in case there's anybody who's never seen it this is the scene where the grownups on Sesame Street see Mr. Snuffleupagus. Why is this a big deal? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bte...

We’ll leave you with these profound words from Mr. Mathew Baynton. Next up: the grand final! We’ll see you then. #Taskmaster

Time to make some mistakes on main.

We can’t be afraid to call this what it is: dangerous. The court’s decision puts lives at risk by stripping basic healthcare from low-income families who rely on Planned Parenthood through Medicaid.

*eats some paint* what’s up?

This is why the news media is so important

Much like the current administration, I have no idea what I’m going to fuck up today.

I’d like to announce a new service I’m offering called Fuck Around, Find Out Later. You can take advantage of it any time by going ahead and Venmoing me a dollar. I will do my best to shield you from the consequences of your actions for approximately 1 week. No guarantees but best effort is made.

Yeah we had to get permissions for some pretty old and obscure poetry in my upcoming book. I guess if you’ve got a ton of VC you get to do whatever

can we see some footage of the same guy after he needs to see the doctor

Anything that makes me feel truly who I am inside despite the opinions of the world seeping in like rain through a hole in the roof. I like to imagine radical joy as the excitement a kid feels when they’re learning and growing. It exists without containment.

Do something that makes your heart sing. For me, it’s cuddling with our cat babies. For you, it may be reading fanfic about Pedro Pascal.

This is Zoran Mamdami’s wife’s portfolio site and she is very good

The only scene in film worth seeing is the one in Argo where the embassy burns their classified documents. I have always related deeply with this scene because I am a child of Enron.

If I was Jeff Bezos, I’d be feeding people.

reposting w/ alt text bc ❤️

Do you remember when you had never used a computer before? What it was like sitting down and discovering this whole thing for the first time?

Dreamt the year was 2062. @maureenjohnsonbooks.com was posting recipes on her vegan and pescatarian blog from her apartment in NYC. Today’s children were all grown up and in positions of power, and the world was healing from its mistakes. Me? I was still weird and omnipresent online as well.