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Be kind. Wear PINK. Rinse. Repeat.
Neurodivergent 🍁🇨🇦 dude with varied interests from peen to pew pew and lots in-betwixt.
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A buffet line 😋
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I'm a little wet downstairs and a whole lot turned-on upstairs 😋😈
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Oxygen mask just fell from the ceiling here 🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤😵💫
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Look at that mess you dodged. Wrong mess. (We do like a good mess though 😋)
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Musky perfection
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I keep coming back for a peek 👀🤤
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Have yourself an amazing weekend!!! 🥵💦
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Maybe I should sit on it.
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T'is Friday 😋😈
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Delicious perfection
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"Bone" mention it 🤭
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Wood Morning handsome 🥵🤩
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This is what happens when you sniff that gummerment glue and eat their cheese.
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Do you blink? 🤣🤭
Wood Morning!
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Mmmm if only there was a way for a sniff and a taste before.
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Damn I missed the short shorts
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Buns 4 Breakfast!
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SPF 🤭
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I just realised that you literally got "the vapors" 🤣☠️
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Timing. I was hit in the elevator yesterday by something that took me back to the Eternity Era and it was so heavy it might have been mistaken as chemical warfare.
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Schwing
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Can't see anyone getting hurt giving it a try. 🤣 🤷
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I read some where if you swap briefs with a bud that it helps kick the cold. Someone once tried to tell me it worked with jockstrap too -- but there was some special preparation recipe or something 😋.
Sorry you're having to deal with this nag.
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Every gay had to go blonde at least once. It's a right of passage. Just please please please tone the orange/yellow out 🤭🤭
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Splish splash yes please.
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T'wood seem 😋🤣
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You do you! Simple as that. 😋
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Sleek and stylish. 🤩 #gaysuperpowers
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I got dizzy 😍🤩🥵
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Damn that would be some sweet perfection of construction. The undies are pretty hot too!
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Handsomeness exuded! 🥵
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I didn't know how to say "it" in under 300 characters so I put this little blurb together that might help if you continue your cheese adventure 😉 turnipstyle.com/2025/soft-fr...
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Adorable.
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Right? 😤
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Does the package have an age profile guide on it?