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twanzio.bsky.social
Ranting, raving, soapboxing, and poorly formulated (and generally inebriated) evaluations, theories, and observations that I hope my family never sees.
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Lady was possibly halfway flirting with me today? I can never tell. More news as it breaks.

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I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

A true Chicago accent in the wild is crazy to hear. The boston accent "park your car in the Harvard yard" would be a Chicago "left my glasses back in Alcatraz"

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Took a Waymo today. Wild tech. Also, I was farting in there like a mofo so good luck, next rider.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

In San Francisco for the first time. Weird to see the same 8 white guys everywhere.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"You wanted her to go at the same time you were desperate ... to save her. Your mind will believe comforting lies while also knowing the painful truths that make those lies necessary. And your mind will punish you for believing both." Hey, you know what: fuck you, book.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Does Magneto's dick point North?

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

Back at Brewery X for the first time since 2018 and this place is still a frat house. Absolutely not cut out for this scene anymore.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Stumbled across NISSAN ALTIMA last week and decided to listen to the whole album and damn Doechii is really on to something here.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you see Lisa Gilroy today please tell her I said "Hello"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hooray it's back. Really need to have a chat with some people who are obsviously unaware that their kink is on full display. Or maybe they're fully aware, which makes me want to talk to them more.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"I ain't no god damn son of a bitch" sure sounds like something a god damn son of a bitch would say

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Getting far too introspective sitting at the bar so it's time to go home

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"send my body to Arby's" is a pinnacle of American poetry in the 21st century

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If you bring your kid to bar trivia and stick them next to me on their phone: I hate you

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Wikipedia editors don't sleep

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Aw man they took this feature away. I was really enjoying cataloguing who was about to break up with their partner

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oh so now my body doesn't like eating a bunch of Taco Bell at 11pm last night like get your shit together and tough it out, 40yo body

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

First hand witness to the yoga spiritual top bun but also anti trans 'but why was Louis CK cancelled' viewpoint and hoo boy these 28yo kids need to get their shit together

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Was not expecting to see cousin from The Bear in Andor but he sure fits the gritty tone

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing local brewery dudes cycle through random women over the course of a few months in their dating scene is truly enlightening. I absolutely do not want to be that.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I’m just glad all the horses had a good time

submitted 26 days ago • 46 comments

Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant. by J.D. Vance

submitted 26 days ago • 21 comments

Parlor Room is an insane show and I am in love

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Got a stern talking to about my comments on AI at work today. Sunk cost fallacy is real, yo

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself

submitted 28 days ago • 65 comments

Running dangerously low on smooches

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you don’t find your spirit animal as much as it finds you

submitted 30 days ago • 26 comments

Totally forgot about Troi and Worf. Troif? Worfi? Troworf?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

It'd be nice if the savvy poll-watching Dems and their consultants would start their strategy analysis by filtering out people who will never vote for them anyway. In 2024, 94% of Republicans voted for Trump. Don't water-down support from your actual potential voters by catering to the GOP base.

submitted 32 days ago • 36 comments

Underpants gnome economics.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Horse the Band at the Glass House tonight. Rad as hell. Also saw a bunch of 35-50yo dudes barely surviving in the pit. Rad as hell.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The Trumps are off American soil! Time to: FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

Retreating into my video games and weed hole until I'm not scared by my own shadow.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Playing Blue Prince after multiple random recs and: hell yeah. The logic problem of "the black box is not empty" triggered a feral little puzzle goblin inside me.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor

submitted 40 days ago • 80 comments

Jesus is still dead for the rest of the night get those sins in

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

They should do a Star Wars that’s just the droids that can’t talk doing beeps and boops and it gradually becomes clear it’s the exact plot of reservoir dogs

submitted 202 days ago • 9 comments

Resisting the urge to open my work email while drunk

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments