twicepman.bsky.social
I'm Twice. I had a pretty miiindd. Now it's pornographic and overly jokey.
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>~<
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Almost like home.
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Idk what this means, but I want crab legs right now. Two pounds is a nice snack.
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It was the opposite, I ate too much crab as a youngling and now I can't stop gooning. It's ruined a lot of professional relationships and white underwear.
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I liked those days. Where he was a useless cuck and couldn't get off unless Croix sent him video of him getting annihilated by someone else. I liked when Fox boy sent him pics and was like "oh too bad ur ex is eating my ass and smells like my dick"
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High octane rum, yum yum. No, thank you, please don't gimme some. I don't drink thx. You enjoy though. Liba your tion.
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It reminds me a lot of this book I read by Elmore Leonard once. Do love me some Odd Taxi though
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That's how it started for me. Watching OmniWorld playthroughs and shorts on my yt feed. It seemed like such a cool game and eventually I got both on Steam for like $20 bucks. Well worth it, even if I don't play then often. Like Souls games, I'm bad at them. Awful really.
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I love Termina. It's very well put together and thought out. Even if I can barely make it to the 2nd day without losing a limb or a party member dying in battle.
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A stinky menacing presence can be felt in the looming darkness...
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That Brandy Melville was a fine spirit. What a good drink they would be, but my life, my love and taste is Stella Artois for mee.
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Brandy Melville sounds like a drink a Dandy gentry twink would order in a fancy pub in Victorian era anglend. idk what that means, idk what I'm saying. You got this, Sis.
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Don't listen to him, Trekkie. I like your tiny small shrimp dick. It's cute.
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It bothers me that nobody in that game wears tighty whities. It's not fair.
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I live for this kind of fan service.
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I think this is my favorite part. The states within a state.
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In bed with the Holy Grail?! She won the Holy Grail war after all.
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Pekoms gonna get cha'.
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I'll mourn you, dear friend lol.
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❤️
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No, you won't. I already took pics of you undressing in the locker room. That's all I needed. Also, where's your underwear bro? Smell yah later, nerd.
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I hate being up that early. It's still the middle of the night as far as I'm concerned.
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Haven't you ever read Robert Crais's Dicktective Pelvis Hole series? Very hypnotic and exciting.
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I'm trying not to think too much about it tbh. I can barely maintain a proper mental state as it is. Mental illness and terminal diseases run deeply on both sides of my family. I may not lose my hair, but I'll probably lose my mind at some point. Gotta defend it while I can.
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I spent ten minutes trying to think of a good joke and I don't have anything. Maybe I'm not stoned enough yet. I do my best work when I'm annihilated.
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Club Dallas is pretty cool too. I've seen and had some pretty sweet times there. Just a hassle to get to from where I'm at in Dallas. Now I wanna go haha. But I won't be back home until late and idk if I'll be up for another drive after coming back from Austin.
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I bought a vibrating toy. Does that count as self love?
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I mean, of course. Michelangelo had an underwear fetish(he's a radical dude), Leonardo likes Daddy's and old men, Donatello is into CBT and Raphael is just a dick lover. Don't ask me to explain because my thought process is extremely complicated and insane.
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"why are you cooking spaghetti at 10:30 in the morning?"
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It has to be Fugitive Alien or Catalina Caper for me.
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He knows he's doing YOU a favor.
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Isn't he afraid of dripping on his pants and underwear? I would be.
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The game will always "cheat". It's a rite of passage.
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Massage my left pinky toe. It's bruised after I jammed it in a doorway. Where's your wallet at too? I'm hungry and thirsty.
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I'm really jealous lmfao. My ass is lumpy, fat in a bad way and inverted and somehow flat. You are the kind of person tighty whities were made for.