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twilightmiles.bsky.social
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Yes, why yes you are. #Pinks

14yo girl serenading stray kitten. 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

"what's your writing process like?" my writing process:

On a ton of drugs, quite possibly having an affair with a top advisor's wife, holding on to vast swathes of unaccountable political influence... I'm sorry I'm calling it: Welcome back Rasputin

Christianity has a built-in loophole where you are completely allowed to be a horrible person your entire life… and you’re apparently forgiven and going to heaven as long as you say the magic words and “repent” five seconds before you die.

Jesus just appeared to me in a dream. He called me a fuckface.

Interrupting the gloom and despair to let you know that @countingcrows.bsky.social's new album is as vital and consistently great as anything they've ever released. A true joy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMzF...

There’s two wolves inside of you. They are very small wolves. They run around inside of you. Their little paws are what mashes the food in your stomachs this is how your digestive system works

If you zoom in on the horse’s nostrils and teeth it looks like a Deadite.

When I was growing up this was one of the top songs... youtu.be/bjSpO2B6G4s?...

If your sexuality is threatened by something as simple as a guy wearing nail polish I'm sorry but you're a weak man

Every time I find it, I giggle at how funny it is that this picture is real.

“carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. Nothing masculine about that.” Where do you fellas come up with this stuff? Werent lunchboxes originally a men-at-work thing? Before fast food started siphoning everyone’s paychecks

So American children should make do with "two dolls" while Donald Trump gets a free "sky palace" from the Qatari government? Okay.

Your School House Rock moment......

Over a trillion dollars unaccounted for in the military budget. It's a grift that makes Americans more vulnerable and less healthy.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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The community note

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

A NYT analysis of Karoline Leavitt's press conferences revealed how she relies on planted right-wing propagandists to ask leading questions so she can lie to the American public. These "press conferences" are just propaganda events now, like in North Korea or Russia. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Fake Christians, fake blondes, real propagandists.

Here’s “Basket Case” except it’s about why you shouldn’t use Face ID or a thumbprint to unlock your phone

America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

Reporters need to stop showing up at the White House.

He's creating chaos because he has nothing to offer… No philosophy. No vision. No ideas. So he's just tearing down what competent people built… End of story.

I’m tempted to actually do this

In case you need them

we should stop gendering comfort shopping and accept that buying weird tools and stuff is also valid

Illegal ideas.

Update: The House just passed the Republican voter suppression measure that threatens voting access for millions of Americans, including 69 million women whose married names don't match their birth certificates. Make sure your senators know you expect them to stand against it.

Seriously.