It's showing the whites of its eyes, it's flaring it's nostrils, showing it's teeth. There is nothing subtle about this horse and its current condition.
Patton, I’m down a Patton Oswalt hole on YouTube & I’m running out of stuff. Looking forward to your next guest slot on late night, special, or just turn your phone on video, get comfortable & riff on anything you’re thinking about. It’s all good!
@support.bsky.team how many times do I have to mute this account (for refusing to use alt text) & have it STAY muted? I've done it 5x now & it keeps magically showing back up. Not cool.
If you focus on the dogs nostrils and teeth it looks like the monolith from 2001.
It looks like Kids hair from kid'n'play.
It looks like............ Charlie Chaplin's mustache and nobody else's mustache.
Omfg way to turn this adorable photo into a nightmare in 2.3 seconds. Jfc Patton just because you're named after a war General doesn't mean you have to go around dropping bombs on people. Damn man. @meredithsalenger.bsky.social can you get him under control please. Lmao. Adore you both. Bye.
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Night all.
And yes, you're absolutely right!
DOG BY DAWN!
Guys? I think we found the author of "rinse and repeat"?
*☝️joke. Not an insult to comedians. I LOVE Patton. Mock apologized to an OFFENDED🤷♂️ Pro Movie Watcher. He didn't get the plot. 🥁
"Oh, horses are so beautiful!!"
--"Huh? Oh, yeah ... ! Yeah. You ever been close to one?"
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CAN’T SLEEP HORSE GONNA EAT MY SOUL
And yes the horse face does look that way
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR OATS!
It looks like Kids hair from kid'n'play.
It looks like............ Charlie Chaplin's mustache and nobody else's mustache.