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WELCOME TO MLB'S RIVALRY WEEKEND! "Oh cool, so Cubs-Cardinals?" "Well, no..." "OK, but Yankees-Red Sox, right?" "Also no." "Dodgers have to be playing the Giants, at least." "Actually, no." "So what the fuck, man?" "You'll get Tigers-Blue Jays and you'll like it!"

submitted 41 days ago • 19 comments

Bigoted Asshole Makes The Best Barbecue theonion.com/bigoted...

submitted 55 days ago • 88 comments

Just found out that Nick Madrigal has been on my group's signal chat this whole time, and oof we are in some trouble.

submitted 94 days ago • 10 comments

Every Super Bowl Sunday I watch someone’s TiVo recording of the NFL Films Super Bowl XX video. This year it’s on the fridge. What a world.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

This happening will suck, but it doesn’t mean it’s all over or even that this is guaranteed to go into effect. We will fight, continue to exist, etc. I could do without Bari Weiss, et al., writing about this in such a valedictory tone, like these fuckers aren’t coming for her marriage.

submitted 159 days ago • 68 comments

Bears should have a car waiting outside ford field to take Ben Johnson to his interview right now

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Democracy dies in doinkness

submitted 166 days ago • 7 comments

Breaking off one the worst flus ever so I’m not subjecting myself to the #chicagobears but I’m taking comfort in there being a definitive end to the Thomas brown conversation

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Every marriage/couples counselor should secretly give their patients a terrible stomach virus on their first appointment. How the couple responds, especially if they have to parent, will determine if there’s any hope.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Ex-tend Flus! Ex-tend Flus! #bears

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment