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submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

TMZ reports that Katy Perry has begun emitting a strange light, in a hue outside of anything in the spectrum known to humans, plants near her are growing rapidly and undergoing bizarre mutations, seen getting smoothie at Erewhon

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

It’s not that “Katy Perry got to go to space and I didn’t.” We’re mad that a group of celebrities are hailed as “astronauts” while women in STEM are laid off and called “DEI hires.” Even Amanda Nguyen’s messaging about gender-based violence and inequality in STEM was overshadowed by girl-boss bs.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

You’re so cool Katy Perry!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I interviewed Katy Perry circa Teenage Dream and she was perfectly pleasant but I think she's the most inept celebrity of modern times. She cannot put a foot right. She's like the Madonna of gaffes.

submitted 67 days ago • 20 comments

Katy Perry honestly feels like the most curséd version of what could have come out of the universe of the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats. Every time I hear her, I’m sure Mr Moviefone is enthusiastically endorsing the worst bastards alive on the subtrack messages.

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

Clark Kent was Clark Kent because he knew the Daily Planet would pay Kal-El the same salary for 1000x the same work. #blerdsky #superman

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It looks fire if only it was real #blerdsky #gamersky

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Do you believe in desk hit knee?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I have to work early tomorrow and I’m still up😭

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Am I the only one who keeps forgetting Biden was even President? Those 4 years felt like a weekend.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

The Immortal and Kate deserve each other. Biggest L’s in the damn show #invincible

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

It would’ve been faster if I gathered the dragon balls and asked Shenron to cure me.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the point of even putting you in a fucking bed if nobody is able to see you? Might as well have left me outside in the curb.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

US healthcare system is a joke. I walked in with internal bleeding the fuck you mean it’s a 2 hour wait? Mind you, there was only 1 person here before me.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

It was such a good week WHY DID I HAVE TO GET SICK?!😭

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Send me titties, Im sad dammit!

submitted 111 days ago • 21 comments

Common immortal L #invincible #blerdsky

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

This is app is honestly perfect. 70% of the time it’s elevating life interactions that express personal truth 30% of the time it’s horny posting on main. Peak.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Just as you look upon the horizon to ascend the horizon looks upon you to manifest. There’s no hierarchy.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I actually feel alive today.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

These #invincible title cards are becoming a new form of art.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

They really wrote “no foul play” like we’re just supposed to think they got whisked off to heaven one night.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

*these predators move in flocks* Yuh know if importing criminals is okay I’m starting to think just MAYBE it was never about public safety.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

If they come for one minority in enough time they’ll come for all of them. This is 3 steps off from “colored barracks”

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments