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Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
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my good friend prof kiosk is very close to a milestone 25K ! if you want shitposts of the highest pedigree, give him a follow!

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

Somewhere in America, Zuckerberg is putting his hair in curlers and looking for his sluttiest oversized t-shirt to wear to the White House tomorrow.

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

My cat Sybil is a Serial Triller

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Someone with “No DMs” on her profile just DMed me, so I’m posting this to ask her, wtf?

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Trump and Elon splitting up reminds me of my parents. I hated both of them too

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

watching Donald Trump and Elon Musk argue with each other is like watching a pair of completely backed up toilets argue over who is more full of shit

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

I'm hiding cause the Lilies haven't found me yet. Don't give me away 🫥

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

“So I says to her, I says, Bernice, I think we should see otter people. Ha! I guess you had to be there.”

submitted 17 hours ago • 13 comments

I've been waiting for the inevitable blackmail circular firing squad.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

submitted 15 hours ago • 135 comments

As the prophecy foretold.

submitted 14 hours ago • 53 comments

It would be funny if Stephen Miller sent ICE after Elon.

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

BREAKING: the trump/musk feud has resulted in a worldwide popcorn shortage

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

Check out my gourmet sausage e-commerce website. I’ll send you a link.

submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

Posthummus award. For service to hummanity

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I know this town like the back of my hand. Mainly because I've got a map tattooed on it. #humour #humoursky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Flopsy, Mopsy, Narcolepsy and Cotton-tail

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Clerknado

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(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table.. (Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it. (Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

#booksky

submitted 1 day ago • 106 comments

Glass day

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Lets you know that you forgot something, but it doesn’t tell you what. Dick move, brain.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

She’s so toasty right now, like jeans straight out of the dryer

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

Wanna learn about the beginnings of the Bilderberg group this book is for you and it touches on UFOs and it’s what inspired Tom Delonge to get into the subject.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The Girl with the Tampon Tattoo

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hot moms in your area would like a little peace and quiet

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Hot moms in your area literally just want you to cut the grass and leave

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments