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ufomitzidino.bsky.social

Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.

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punting one of those people who claim that depression can be cured by positive thinking into a river might fix me

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

The thing about Elon Musk is that he spent $275 million to elect a man he knew to be on the Epstein client list

submitted 16 hours ago • 68 comments

The tarantula exhibit has been closed due to extreme creepiness.

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 15 hours ago • 60 comments

Pretty grateful that I survived this, check out the wrinkles above the pillars. Shout out to Honda for protecting my gorgeous body from serious harm.

submitted 15 hours ago • 26 comments

Maybe spend part of Friday afternoon sitting diagonally in a wingback with your legs draped over one chair arm like you just came home from boarding school, lazy & furious, until your Great Aunt Hazel slaps your feet & you sit up a little straighter, but still slouchy & aflame with resentment?

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

learning ventriloquism just to scare the shit out of my dentist

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

you can do anything, even bring back “tubular” as an adjective or exclamation

submitted 14 hours ago • 29 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 283 comments

What’s your favorite song about a woman named Jolene trying to steal someone’s husband

submitted 13 hours ago • 15 comments

now that I have 25k followers I just want to say skabadabadabadoobelidabbelydabbladabbladabblababbelibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelodoobelidoo I'm the scatman

submitted 12 hours ago • 24 comments

hi high, I am dad

submitted 12 hours ago • 12 comments

I’ve been working on an automatic bobcat watering station that will work when I’m away. I was a bit worried about the hose being scary but apparently it meets with approval.

submitted 12 hours ago • 183 comments

pessimistic personality disorder

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

the fun version of this is when you’re posting about some nerd shit and someone pops up in the comments like “actually I am a world renowned expert in this field and here’s how this works” easily the best thing that happens on social media

submitted 12 hours ago • 82 comments

Slowly transforming this account into an unhinged stream of consciousness account.

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

A teacher breaks down after ICE causes multiple schools to lockdown during graduation ceremonies and parents to flee for their lives. Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.

submitted 11 hours ago • 514 comments

I drove by a Tesla that was on fire and pulled over to flirt with the EMTs and firemen. Nature can always use a little help.

submitted 11 hours ago • 36 comments

oi groims ded ya heah oi pecked a foit weth the prisidint

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

ZOO TRIVIA: The animal with the highest blood pressure is the giraffe. Their BP is normal through early adulthood until that day they can't take one more person asking if their goddam name is Geoffrey.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s time for the New York Times to abandon their failing journalism business and launch a dedicated console for their games

submitted 8 hours ago • 14 comments

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

submitted 8 hours ago • 25 comments