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It's amazing how much shit MAGA is willing to eat in order to not admit that they were wrong.

Sometimes I get extremely nostalgic about homestar runner

Happy "Spend Your Entire Saturday in Your House Lying Around By Yourself Because You're Depressed" Day to those who also celebrate

Katy Perry, putting the ass in astronaut since April 14, 2025

iF wE eLeCt BiDeN tHe sToCk mArKeT wiLl cRaSh.

I'm trying to be nice this year but if you have those really bright headlights I hope you die

Hey hey Ho ho Fuck this shit I gotsta go

hey everyone! i'm new here!

Can’t believe I lost track of this when last phone died

Dance like your mental illness isn't crippling.

Where dipshittery and fuckery meet.

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

Oh Interwebs, how I love you. 😭

[If Requiem For A Dream took place in the Cars universe] El Camino *excitedly*: Bumper to bumper!

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

During these difficult times, it seems like people have lost sight of what is really important: paying attention to me.

omg my kitteh loves Rush. Tori Amos? Not so much. What is happening?

Sober people just out there raw doggin’ this shit show

Help me Obi Bong Kanobi You’re my only hope

woe to my Lord Chief Justice!

team fuck those fuckers

Shakespeare never misses

I'm neither a grower nor a shower, but a secret third thing (oh-noer)

Honestly, dying on toilet isn’t a terrible option.

Them: What do you think the best way to die is? Me: Soon

I’m 16% Irish on my Dad’s side and the rest is just pure asshole.

Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun

when you are about to close up but one more customer walks in

Dear Dems, Whatever you are thinking about doing, do the opposite.