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submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

by the time gta 6 comes out it's gonna be $130

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so high that I'm having a life altering experience listening to Mambo Number 5

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?

submitted 70 days ago • 89 comments

"Ohhhh honey! I'm hooome!!!" I shout, to no one in particular

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

the right lesson is to be born the heir to a zambian emerald mine

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

no they didn't

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

going stormchasing in cabool missouri area ‼️

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 83 days ago • 855 comments

the ideal man can: pull a rabbit out of his hat saw me in half find the clit

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

just saw "tpwk" in an Instagram bio in 2025

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

to a guy like me, all fruit is the forbidden fruit

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

holy shit I've been sober for a week and i just got trashed and i barely sat down on the toilet right I almost fell off. shoutout suggestive text for making this tweet even remotely legible.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter's down so here i am

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

submitted 87 days ago • 139 comments

just saw a guy texting and driving an ambulance - Apple Car Play For iPhone

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better

submitted 99 days ago • 408 comments

Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.

submitted 99 days ago • 36 comments

I'm a big fan of the Irish goodbye. Which goes without saying

submitted 100 days ago • 12 comments

totally got my mom with a michael prank

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,361 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GOATED

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

that's fucking chris pratt dude

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

after 6 months of living together, my roommate and i still haven't ACCIDENTLY seen each other's cocks

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance: "We don't know where all the gold went" with suspiciously gold bar shaped stomach bulge as he and President Trump leave Fort Knox

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

my (colombian) girlfriend just told me there were no spanish words with W in them and i looked her dead in the eye and said "New Mexico"

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

"hearing people yell loudly in a language I don't even recognize" is hereby certified as: BAD ACTIVITY WHEN HIGH ❌

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

why are all of the jokes on bluesky like pre 2017 era humor. what's wrong with you people

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going” Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team? For the one time, Go F*cking Birds

submitted 125 days ago • 665 comments

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submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

how tf are my friends from high school hearing the devastating news that I got and deciding to reach out to me to offer their support. like thanks guys but I feel like you should know my coping process does not involve other people at this point

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

stupidest country in the history of time

submitted 128 days ago • 5 comments

does anyone have that one tweet from like 2021 where someone was saying that they were testing vaccines on british "people"?

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

there's a girl in one of my classes who i SWEAR is doing a fake british accent.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

hey how come other people don't have full control on their emotions 100% of the time and instead are really annoying about how they're feeling when I really don't care

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 130 days ago • 247 comments

Most well executed Gatorade shower I've ever seen

submitted 130 days ago • 5 comments

rip the dream of the shutout

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

THAT FUCKING PICK 6

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

by the time gta 6 comes out it's gonna be $130

I'm so high that I'm having a life altering experience listening to Mambo Number 5

Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?

"Ohhhh honey! I'm hooome!!!" I shout, to no one in particular

the right lesson is to be born the heir to a zambian emerald mine

no they didn't

going stormchasing in cabool missouri area ‼️

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

the ideal man can: pull a rabbit out of his hat saw me in half find the clit

just saw "tpwk" in an Instagram bio in 2025

to a guy like me, all fruit is the forbidden fruit

holy shit I've been sober for a week and i just got trashed and i barely sat down on the toilet right I almost fell off. shoutout suggestive text for making this tweet even remotely legible.

Twitter's down so here i am

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

just saw a guy texting and driving an ambulance - Apple Car Play For iPhone

Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better

Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.

I'm a big fan of the Irish goodbye. Which goes without saying

totally got my mom with a michael prank

Wordle 1,361 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GOATED

that's fucking chris pratt dude

after 6 months of living together, my roommate and i still haven't ACCIDENTLY seen each other's cocks

BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance: "We don't know where all the gold went" with suspiciously gold bar shaped stomach bulge as he and President Trump leave Fort Knox

my (colombian) girlfriend just told me there were no spanish words with W in them and i looked her dead in the eye and said "New Mexico"

"hearing people yell loudly in a language I don't even recognize" is hereby certified as: BAD ACTIVITY WHEN HIGH ❌

why are all of the jokes on bluesky like pre 2017 era humor. what's wrong with you people

The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going” Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team? For the one time, Go F*cking Birds

how tf are my friends from high school hearing the devastating news that I got and deciding to reach out to me to offer their support. like thanks guys but I feel like you should know my coping process does not involve other people at this point

stupidest country in the history of time

does anyone have that one tweet from like 2021 where someone was saying that they were testing vaccines on british "people"?

there's a girl in one of my classes who i SWEAR is doing a fake british accent.

hey how come other people don't have full control on their emotions 100% of the time and instead are really annoying about how they're feeling when I really don't care

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Most well executed Gatorade shower I've ever seen

rip the dream of the shutout

THAT FUCKING PICK 6

Is 2 sacks and a pick 6 in the Super Bowl the most disastrous sequence of all time?

need (I wouldn't go)

never in my life have i wanted to kill myself more than right now

it’s now a capital crime to repost this