ultramiraculo.us
Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!
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“Near bomb grade”
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Yeah this is “Her” all over again…
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Well maybe the boyfriend…
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Well…at least you walked away knowing she was the most mortified person in the theater?
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…what now?
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Probably/definitely Eve Online
#RIPVileRat
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Elon was beyond cringe even when they wrote that.
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But it’s June? 🤔
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You open a tab, grandpa?!
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/b...
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“I want to improve the discourse unfortunately EVERYONE FUCKING SUCKS!”
- A smart man
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Wait I thought we defunded these!
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What…do you think this GIF is referring to in this context?
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bsky.app/profile/katz...
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Only one thing to do!
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Seems lazy!
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I currently have all of these attached to my head as I sleep all day in a lab…
I feel you brother 😴
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Pumpkin Spice…Liberation?
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Middle Eastern tacos, American tacos…meats on spits, brined and spun around like harlets in a pagan king’s court!
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Paging @tef.bsky.social
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Yes! I can’t deal with the suspension or something. Same with the work shuttles.
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That’s Bottom Quark sorry.
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People visiting California also similarly think they’ll “pop down to LA” in a car when visiting SF.
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Now thissss is a throwback!
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You must *know* those families who live right on the temple parking lot still drive to church…
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Is this sarcasm because I do that every night?
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Privatizing water is how you get this:
www.reuters.com/world/uk/tha...
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The US *doesn’t* have one because Boeing can’t get its shit together. They can’t make 787s without delays/defects to save their lives.
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Is this just about more drugs being put on the Medicare drug pricing scheme? Like he was going to do anyway?
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Wait this *isn’t* one of those “bet BlueSky can’t call me a faggot! 😉” things? I don’t want to deny your kink…
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RIP Tub Girl
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“Best Picture” it’s not an award about the film quality @scalzi.com
It’s about the work of you, a producer, making a film out of what would just be a “movie”.
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How do I apply?
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Genuinely no idea what anyone was thinking here but it made me a lot of money?
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I mean in 2020 the market (imo) properly reacted to COVID’s potential to wreck Square’s in-person business.
We just need to wait for Jack to cast a dark spell on the market again and we’ll be so back:
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Idk that Square ever achieved the online sales penetration for that to matter…
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🙏🧎♂️➡️🙏
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So like we’ve been doing for China for the longest time? I think FB basically had a crushinator for anything hardware that *might* have been bugged.
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(Please don’t block me 🫣)
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Woah woah woah @whstancil.bsky.social you’re not suggesting a mass execution some sort of “financier” class are you?!?
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I feel like Syril is gonna turn out to be the only person he knows who hasn’t gone turncoat:
“Your uncle has been sabotaging Tie Fighters since day one! You were supposed to get me access! What took you so long!?”
She/mom is *definitely* stirring the pot already here:
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I love that we’re both catching up on this show at the same time 😅
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As a “reward” for packing so good, I once put something I *absolutely* needed to send before a trip in the pocket of the last bag I would pack.
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Actually it would have more effect than it does currently (which is none!) Announcing they were just gonna dedicate already-seized assets meant they effectively did nothing.